Een mop op zijn tijd »
Een dom blondje doet haar exames maar weet van niks wat.
Zo besluit ze omdat het ja-nee vragen zijn, gewoon kop of munt te gooien.
Na haar examen zo te hebben ingevult, heeft ze nog 5 minuten over.
De opzichter van het examen ziet het blondje het muntje op en neer gooien en steeds roder en roder worden...
Hij gaat naar haar toe en vraagt, "Wat ben je aan het doen?".
Waarop het blondje atwoord: "Ik ben de antwoorden aan het controleren meneer".

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| EARTHQUAKE #2 5 cl Vodka 5 cl Gin 25.5 ml Creme de Menthe Ice Pour vodka, gin and creme-de-menthe over lots of ice. Collins Glass Cocktails |
| EAST INDIA COCKTAIL (2) 4.5 cl Sherry 4.5 cl Vermouth 5 ml Bitters Stir all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| EAST INDIA COCKTAIL NO. 2 4.5 cl Dry Sherry 4.5 cl Dry Vermouth 5 ml Bitters Stir all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| EASY T 6.5 cl Southern Comfort® 5 ml Sugar 48 cl Tea Dissolve sugar into hot tea and add Southern Comfort. Irish Coffee Cup Hot Drinks |
| EAT HOT DEATH 6 cl 151 Proof Rum 10 Lemon Juice Find a glass big enough, mix, find a room with a soft floor and consume very fast. Great initiation drink. Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| ECTO COOLER Kool-Aid® Mix (Lemon-Lime) Lemon Slice Lime Sugar Water Vanilla Extract Mix all ingredients into a large pitcher. Shake and enjoy! Pitcher Punches & Party Drinks |
| EDITH DAY COCKTAIL 4.5 cl Gin 1 Egg White 3 cl Grapefruit Juice 5 ml Sugar frappe, champagne glass Champagne Flute Blended & Frozen Drinks |
| EGG NOG #2 Eggs Sugar Heavy Cream Milk Bourbon Rum Separate 6 eggs. Beat yolks well. Beat in 1/2 cup sugar. Clean/degrease beaters and bowl. Beat egg whites until stiff peaks form. Beat in 1/2 cup sugar. Fold in yolks to whites. Gently stir in 1 pt heavy cream, 1 pt milk, 1 pt bourbon, and 1 oz rum. Serve as is or well chilled. Double recipe to fill a punch bowl. Punch Bowl Punches & Party Drinks |
| EGG NOG - COOKED 1 Granulated Sugar 2 Water 5 ml Lemon Juice 6 Eggs 4 Milk 5 ml Vanilla Extract 5 ml Nutmeg 5 ml Salt 0.75 Heavy Cream 2 hazelnut liqueur 1 Powdered Sugar Here's an egg nog recipe using cooked eggs, so no one has to be paranoid about salmonella. Mix granulated sugar, 2 Tbl. of water, and lemon juice in a med. sized sauce pan. Let boil, cook 5 min, until it turns dark amber. Remove from heat, and slowly stir in remaining 1/4 c. of water. Beat eggs and milk together in a bowl. Stir into sugar mixture, cook over med.-low heat for about 10 to 12 minutes. (It should thicken enough to stick to spoon) Poor into a clean bowl, stir in vanilla, nutmeg and salt. Refigerate, covered, until cold. Before serving, beat together cream, liquer, adn 10x sugar, until soft peaks form. Pour chilled eggnog into a serving bowl, fold in whipped cream with a whisk. Highball Glass Punches & Party Drinks |
| EGG NOG - KATIE'S 1 Eggs 1.5 Confectioner's Sugar 48 cl Rye 16 cl Rum 12 cl Peach Schnapps 192 cl Milk 96 cl Half 'n Half 48 cl Heavy Cream Beat egg yolks until thick and lemon yellow, then beat in 1 cup confectioners sugar. Add slowly the rye, rum and peach liquer. Beat until smooth. Add the milk and half-and-half. Beat the egg whites until stiff but not dry, gradually adding 1/2 cup of confectioners sugar. Fold the egg whites into the batter. Just before serving, whip the cream and fold it into the other ingredients. Garnish with ground nutmeg. Notes: Half-and-half is like a light cream, confectioner's sugar is also called powdered sugar or icing sugar. Highball Glass Punches & Party Drinks |
| EGG NOG ICE-CREAM 96 cl Egg Nog 96 cl Egg Nog Ice cream 3 cl Myer's® Dark rum 3 cl Brandy Allow ice-cream to soften. Mix all of the ingredients together and refrigerate. Serve with ground nutmeg sprinkled on top. Serve in a punch bowl or another big bowl Punch Bowl Punches & Party Drinks |
| EGGHEAD 4.5 cl Vodka 12 cl Orange Juice 1 Egg Blend with cracked ice until smooth Coupette Glass Blended & Frozen Drinks |
| EGGNOG - 'KENTUCKY-STYLE' 96 cl Heavy Cream 6 Eggs 1 Sugar 2 Bourbon Separate eggs. Beat yolks, add sugar. Add bourbon slowly while beating. Beat egg whites until stiff. Fold whites into egg yolk mixture, then fold whipped cream into mixture. Refrigerate for more than 4 days. Stir frequently to avoid separation. Color will change to a pale Serve w/nutmeg or cinnamon. Highball Glass Punches & Party Drinks |
| EL BASTARDO 15 cl Jose Cuervo® Tequila 9 cl Everclear® 12 cl Jack Daniel's® 6 cl Tabasco® Sauce Mix all at same time into blender. After blending for approx. 30 seconds, fill beer mug 3/4 way and start a chugin'. Oh, it'll burn like hell for about 2 minutes, but once that sauce burns through your stomach lining and virtually injects the alcohol into your blood stream, put the unfinished El Bastardo down because you're gonna hit the floor. Beer Mug Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| EL DIABLO 6 cl Jose Cuervo® Tequila 22.5 ml Creme de Cassis 1 Lime Wedge Stir tequila and creme de cassis over ice in a chilled collins glass. Fill with ginger ale, squeeze lime wedge over drink and drop it into the glass. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| EL NINO Vodka Peach Schnapps Blue Curacao Pineapple Juice Orange Juice Soda Water In a shaker, mix ingredients with ice and shake vigorously. Strain over ice in a Hurricane glass. Garnish with pineapple wedge and cherry. Hurricane Glass Mixed Drinks |
| EL PRESIDENTE 3.5 cl Myer's® Dark rum Lime 5 ml Pineapple Juice 5 ml Grenadine Shake with ice and strain into chilled cocktail glass. Cocktail Glass Mixed Drinks |
| EL PRESIDENTE COCKTAIL 4.5 cl Rum 5 ml Grenadine 5 ml Pineapple Juice 1 juice of Lime Juice Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| EL PRESIDENTE COCKTAIL NO. 1 4.5 cl Light Rum 5 ml Grenadine 5 ml Pineapple Juice juice of 1 Lime Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| EL PRESIDENTE EDWARDO 15 ml Blue Curacao 5 ml Grenadine 4.5 cl Amber Rum 3 cl Dry Vermouth Fill a mixing glass with ice and add all ingredients. Shake and strain into a chilled glass. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| EL TORO 6 cl Jose Cuervo® Tequila 3 cl Kahlua® Fill a shaker half full with ice cubes. Pour all ingredients into shaker and shake well. Strain drink into a Cocktail glass and serve. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| ELBERON ICED TEA 12 cl Vodka 21 cl Snapple® 3 cl Lime Juice In a 12oz. Glass With Ice, Pour Vodka over Ice, Next add Lime Juice and fill Remainder of Glass with Snapple Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| ELECTRIC SCREWDRIVER 4.5 cl Southern Comfort® 12 cl Orange Juice 9 cl Amaretto dump the shots in glass then fill with oj to taste Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| ELECTRIC TEA 22.5 ml Vodka 22.5 ml Gin 22.5 ml Light Rum 22.5 ml Jose Cuervo® Tequila 22.5 ml Blue Curacao 4.5 cl Sour Mix 3 cl Sprite fill Ice Combine in a pint glass, shake and serve with a lemon wedge Collins Glass Cocktails |
| ELECTRIC WATERMELON 15 ml Vodka 15 ml Rum 15 ml Triple Sec 15 ml Midori® Pour liquor into glass, then top with equal amounts of 7-Up and orange juice. Float a little Grenadine on top. Serve on ice in an ice tea glass. Collins Glass Specialty Drinks |
| ELECTRICAL STORM 7.5 ml Irish Cream 7.5 ml Peppermint Schnapps 7.5 ml Goldschlager® 7.5 ml Jägermeister® layer each liquer in the order that is given. Served as a shot!!! Shot Glass Mixed Drinks |
| ELEPHANT GUN Whiskey Pineapple Juice Lemon Juice Sugar Fill a shaker half full with ice cubes. Pour all ingredients into shaker and shake well. Strain drink into a Cocktail glass and serve. Cocktail Glass Mixed Drinks |
| ELMER & RIZZO Gin Orange Soda Simply mix gin and soda, serve with ice! Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| EMBRYO 4.5 cl Peppermint Schnapps 5 ml Half 'n Half - shot glass full of Pepp. Schnapps. Put a straw in the middle, and run a drop of half and half down the straw. It curdles in the schnapps. For added affect, run a drop of grenadine down the straw too. Shot Glass Halloween Theme Shots |
| EMERALD 4.5 cl Gin 15 ml Green Creme de Menthe 15 ml Creme de Menthe Fill a shaker half full with ice cubes. Pour all ingredients into shaker and shake well. Strain drink into a Cocktail glass and serve. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| EMERALD ISLE 1 part Vodka 2 parts Midori® 2 parts Mountain Dew® Stir and add some ice and enjoy! Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| EMERALD ISLE COCKTAIL 6 cl Gin 5 ml Green Creme de Menthe 5 ml Bitters Stir all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| EMERALD MARTINI Gin Dry Vermouth Chartreuse Twist of Lemon Stir with cracked ice in a shaker and pour into a chilled cocktail glass. Twist a lemon zest over the drink and float the zest on top. Cocktail Glass Mixed Drinks |
| END OF THE ROAD Frangelico Pisang Ambon Liqueur Whipped Cream Nuts Put all the ingridiants in the shaker (except the nuts), add ice, and shake well. Pour in the glass, and add the nuts on-top. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| ENGLISH COLA Coca Cola® Gin Lime Juice pour the gin in a glass and add the lime juice. fill with cola. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| ENGLISH ROSE COCKTAIL 22.5 ml Apricot Brandy 4.5 cl Gin 22.5 ml Dry Vermouth 5 ml Grenadine 5 ml Lemon Juice 1 Cherry Rub rim of cocktail glass with lemon juice and dip rim of glass in powdered sugar. Shake all ingredients (except cherry) with ice and strain into sugar-rimmed glass. Top with the cherry and serve. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| ENGLISH SUNRISE Gin Ice Mountain Dew® Pour some gin in, fill the rest of the cup with Mt. Dew and ice Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| EPIDURAL 1 part Everclear® 1 part Absolut Vodka® 1 part Malibu Coconut Rum 1 part Coconut Cream Chill all ingredients well. Mix equal parts and serve in a cordial glass. Or, if you have a test tube or beaker handy, go for it! Cordial Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| ERECT WOOKIE Apple Juice Cherry Vodka Zima® Stir it all up, add a slice of kiwi and a cherry on top, and wahlah, wookie is erect. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| ERIN'S SWEATER Blue Curacao white Chocolate liqueur Shake. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| ERNEST HEMINGWAY FISHING TRIP 10 cl Gin 3 cl Ice Pour the gin (something cheap)into a sufficiently large glass, add the crushed ice, though it isn't necessary, and serve while fishing or pursuing some equally relaxing outdoor sport. Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| ERSH 1 part Vodka 1 part Beer Take 1 part Vodka and shake well with 1 part of Best beer you know. Punch Bowl Punches & Party Drinks |
| ERSH (RUSSIAN) 1 Stolichnaya Cristall Vodka® 12 cl Beer No special instruction. Just put some Vodka over Beer. Beer Mug Mixed Drinks |
| ETERNAL FIRE STORM 1 part Apple Juice 2 part Galliano® 1 part Strawberry juice 2 part Jose Cuervo® Tequila mix these all together and add one ice cube in the drink.drink it inthe long glass.after mixixng it should look like fire.enjoy........fire Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| ETHEL DUFFY COCKTAIL 22.5 ml White Creme de Menthe 22.5 ml Apricot Brandy 22.5 ml Triple Sec Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| ETHIOPIAN CAMEL BASHER 1 part Orange Juice 1 part Vodka 5 ml Grenadine Grenadine will sink to the bottom of the glass. The dash should be just enough to give a thin layer. Mix thoroghly. The correct mix will give a drink which is between pink & orange in color, but exactly NOT one or the other. Beer Mug Cocktails |
| EVE 7.5 ml Blue Curacao 15 ml Cognac 7.5 ml Sugar 1 Pink Dry Sparkling White Wine 5 ml Pernod Coat the inside of a glass with Pernod. Add cognac. Combine sugar and curacao in a small bowl until sugar dissolves. Add this mixture to the glass and stir. Add ice and top off with chilled pink sparkling wine. Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| EVERSQUIRT 15 cl Lemon Lime soda 3 cl Grain Alcohol Serve Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| EVIL SLIDER 9 cl Vodka 15 cl Iced Tea MIX WELL!!!!!!! Collins Glass Liqueurs & Extracts |
| EVIL TONGUE 4.5 cl Tanqueray® Gin 3 cl Midori® 5 ml Sour Mix 5 ml 7-Up Pour all ingredients into shaker over ice. Shake ans strain. White Wine Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| EXECUTIVE SUNRISE 4.5 cl Gold Tequila 12 cl Orange Juice 7.5 ml Creme de Cassis Pour the tequila and the orange juice into a collins glass almost filled with ice cubes. Stir well. Drop the cassis into the center of the drink. Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| EXOTIC FINN 2 parts Finlandia® Vodka 1 part Passion Fruit Concentrate 15 ml Strawberry Syrup Fill a highball glass with cracked ice. Add the first three ingredients and stir. Top up with Sprite and garnish with mint leaves, a strawberry, a twist of orange and a straw. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| EXTACY Blue Curacao Melon liqueur Pineapple Juice 151 Proof Rum Absolut Citron® pour over ice in pitcher the following ingredients in order,melon liqueur,citrus vodka,151 rum,pineapple juice.Stir ingredients well.Once done add blue curacao,do not stir let it settle by its self. Punch Bowl Punches & Party Drinks |
| EXTRATERRESTRIAL 4.5 cl Irish Cream 4.5 cl Midori® 4.5 cl Stolichnaya Cristall Vodka® Bacardi 151® Pour the jigger of Midori first. Then, very gingerly, slowly pour the Irish Creme on top of the Midori. If done properly, the Irish Creme will sit on top of the Midori without mixing. Repeat the procedure with the stoli's over the Irish Creme. This will give you a very attractive three layer drink. Optional - add a teaspoon or so of Bacardi 151 on the top of the drink. Then, light the 151 and let burn for 5-10 seconds. Put out with a napkin. Shoot the drink and enjoy! Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |