Een mop op zijn tijd »
Er staat een vrachtwagenchauffeur in Frankrijk en hij belt op naar zijn baas in Nederland: "Baas, mijn spiegel staat scheef." Baas: "Ja, moet je mij nou uit Frankrijk bellen om dat te zeggen? Buig hem dan weer recht!" Chauffeur: "Dat gaat niet baas, de vrachtwagen ligt er bovenop..."

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| I.V. (ITALIAN VALIUM) 20 ml Amaretto 10 ml Gin Mix thoroughly. Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| ICE BEAR 2 parts Finlandia® Vodka 2 parts Blue Curacao 3 parts 7-Up Fill a tall glass with ice, layer the Finlandia Vodka and Blue Curacao, top up with 7-Up and stir. Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| ICE BOLTS 3 cl Kahlua® 4.5 cl Tonic Water Mix Kahlua with tonic water with crushed ice, strain into glass with ice. Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| ICE PALACE 3 cl Light Rum 15 ml Galliano® 15 ml Apricot Brandy 6 cl Pineapple Juice 7.5 ml Lemon Juice 1 slice Orange Shake all ingredients (except orange slice) with ice and strain into a collins glass over ice cubes. Garnish with the slice of orange and a cherry (if desired) and serve. Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| ICE PICK #1 4.5 cl Vodka 18 cl Iced Tea Put Vodka in glass fill with iced tea. Stir in lemon to taste. Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| ICE PICK (2) 6 cl Vodka 18 cl Tea In a ice filled glass add Vodka then Iced Tea. Top with a twist of Lemon. Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| ICED COFFEE FILLIP 7.5 ml Kahlua® Coffee Mix together in a glass and chill before serving. Highball Glass |
| ICED TEA SANGRIA WITH FRESH FRUIT 4 cups water 2 tea bags 4 to 5 T sugar 1 peach or apple, peeled, pitted or seeded, chopped 4 large strawberries, hulled, halved 1 orange, all peel and white pith removed, cut into 3/4-inch pieces 1 cup dry red wine ice cubes Bring water to boil in medium saucepan. Remove from heat. Add tea bags; steep 3 minutes. Remove tea bags; pour tea into pitcher. Add sugar to taste and stir until sugar dissolves. Cool. (Can be made 1 day ahead). Cover and refrigerate. Mix fruit in bowl. Divide among four 16-ounce glasses. Pour 1/4 cup wine, then 1 cup tea into each glass. Fill glasses with ice cubes and serve. Serves 4 |
| IDEAL COCKTAIL 3 cl Dry Vermouth 3 cl Gin 5 ml Maraschino Cherry 5 ml Grapefruit Juice 1 Cherry Shake all ingredients (except cherry) with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Add the cherry on top and serve. Cocktail Glass |
| IFC COCKTAIL Lemon Lime soda Southern Comfort® Mix Seagram's 7 with Lemon Lime Sodain a clear, plastic cup. Looks just like beer. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| ILICIT AFFAIR 15 ml Irish Cream 15 ml Peppermint Schnapps top with Whipped Cream Layer Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| ILUSION 6 cl Vodka 3 cl Malibu Coconut Rum 3 cl Triple Sec 3 cl Curacao 17.5 cl Pineapple Juice 17.5 cl Fruit punch Add spirits first then juices serve in half carafe (500ml) with (usually) 2 shot glasses - adventurous drink drink straight from jug. Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| IMPERIAL COCKTAIL 4.5 cl Dry Vermouth 4.5 cl Gin 5 ml Maraschino Cherry 5 ml Bitters 1 Cherry Stir all ingredients (except cherry) with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Top with the cherry and serve. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| IMPERIAL HOUSE BRACER 2 Egg Yolk 9 cl Cream 9 cl Ruby Port 6 cl Cognac ground Nutmeg Beat egg yolks and beat in cream. Gradually mix in port, using a whisk, and then add cognac. Heat in a saucepan over low heat, stir well, and serve in warmed wine goblets or mugs. Sprinkle with grated nutmeg., Makes two servings. Irish Coffee Cup Hot Drinks |
| INCREDIBLE HULK 6 cl Midori® 3 cl Vodka 6 cl Mountain Dew® pour ingredients over ice in normal glass Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| INDIGO 4.5 cl Gin 3 cl Triple Sec 7.5 ml Blue Curacao Fill a shaker half full with ice cubes. Pour Gin and Triple Sec into shaker and shake well. Fill a Tumbler almost full of ice cubes, and strain drink into Tumbler. Drop the Curacao in the middle of the drink and do not stir. Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| INNOCENT EYES 10 ml Kahlua® 10 ml Sambuca 10 ml Irish Cream Layer Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| INSOMNIAC 9 cl Espresso 15 ml Instant Coffee 15 ml Frangelico 15 ml Tia Maria® 6 cl Milk 6 cl Cream Blend all ingredients with 2 scoops of ice. Pour into Poco grande glass. Irish Coffee Cup Hot Drinks |
| INSTANT KARMA 18 cl Rum 18 cl Mountain Dew® 5 ml Coca Cola® Pour half a glass of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum and half Mountain Dew. Add a dash of Coke for color. Serve on ice. Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| IRISH 5 ml Blue Curacao 5 ml Cherry Liqueur 4.5 cl Rye 5 ml Pernod Fill a mixing glass with ice and add all ingredients. Stir and strain into a chilled glass. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| IRISH BITCH Crushed Ice strawberry swirl Ice Cream Irish Cream Orange Soda Peach Nectar mix it all together, stir well, voila! Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| IRISH BULLDOG (BAIL-OUT) 3 cl Bailey's Irish Cream® 3 cl Absolut Vodka® Serve over ice in a rocks glass Cocktail Glass Mixed Drinks |
| IRISH COFFEE #2 24 cl Coffee 1 Whipped Cream 3 cl Irish Cream 3 cl Rye add sugar if desired, stir, top with whipped cream Irish Coffee Cup Hot Drinks |
| IRISH COFFEE (ORIGINAL) 4 Orange Peel 4 Lemon Twist 16 cloves 1 cinnamon stick 7.5 ml Sugar 7.5 ml Irish Whiskey 22.5 ml Coffee Stud the strips of orange and lemon peel with 2 cloves each and place them in a frying pan or chafing dish with the stick of cinnamon and the 2 teaspoons of sugar. Place over moderate heat, stirring occationally with a wooden spoon, until the sugar has melted. Pour the Irish Whiskey into the pan and light a match to the liquid. (Be sure to step back since the flame will flare up instantly.) Shake the pan to and fro slowly until the flame dies out. Pour in the hot coffee all at once and let it come to a simmer. Remove from the heat. Rub the cut edge of a strip of lemon peel around the inside of each the irish coffee cup and dip it into a dish of caster sugar so that the sugar adheres to the inside rim. Pour in the coffee, trying not to disturb the sugar. Top each serving with a dollop of whipped cream. Irish Coffee Cup Hot Drinks |
| IRISH COFFEE, QUICK 24 cl Coffee 1 to taste Kahlua® 1 top with Whipped Cream To a cup of coffee add Kahula to taste. Add ReadiWhip to top. Irish Coffee Cup Hot Drinks |
| IRISH CREAM - BAILEY'S #3 3 cl Half 'n Half 2 Egg 36 cl Irish Whiskey 3 cl Chocolate Syrup 5 ml Cinnamon 5 ml Vanilla Blend all ingredients in a blender until mixed well, serve cold. Stores up to two weeks in the fridge, but it's never lasted that long :-). Pitcher Liqueurs & Extracts |
| IRISH DREAM 15 ml hazelnut liqueur 15 ml Irish Cream 22.5 ml Brown Creme de Cacao 12 cl Vanilla Ice Cream blend ingredients with ice until smooth and pour into frosted pilsner glass, top with whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles Pilsner Glass Blended & Frozen Drinks |
| IRISH FLAG 3 cl Bailey's Irish Cream® 3 cl Green Creme de Menthe 3 cl Brandy Pour the Creme de Menthe into a Pousse Cafe glass. Take a teaspoon, touch the edge of the spoon to the inside side of the glass right near the surface of the Creme de Menthe, round back side of the teaspoon up. Gently pour the Bailey's onto the round. Pousse-Cafe Glass Mixed Drinks |
| IRISH HEMORRHAGE 6 cl Scotch 3 cl Creme de Menthe 5 ml Water Start with ice. Add scotch (Old Fitsgerald if you can find it) and charged water. Stir. Pour creme de menthe slowly to float on top. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| IRISH KISS Irish Cream Rumplemintz® Mix. Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| IRISH MINT 3 parts Bailey's Irish Cream® 1 part Creme de Menthe 6 parts Milk Pour the milk first and then the Irish Cream - the parts are only guesses, I tend to go by color. You want a creamy beige that has only a slight hint of alcohol. Add just enough Creme de Menthe so as to turn the drink slightly green. Stir it up and serve cold. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| IRISH RUSSIAN 4.5 cl Vodka 4.5 cl Kahlua® 6 ml Coca Cola® fill Guinness® Stout Add the ingredients in the order listed in the recipe. Care must be taken when adding the Guinness to prevent an excess of foam. Do Not add ice. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| IRISH THUNDERBIRD 1 lbs. Apple Cider 5 ml Currant Syrup 1 juice of Thunderbird® Put in a glass and drink followed by long dance and chips on the way home Beer Mug Mixed Drinks |
| IRISH WHISKEY HIGHBALL 6 cl Irish Whiskey Carbonated Water twist of peel of Lemon Pour Irish whiskey into a highball glass over ice cubes. Fill with carbonated water and stir. Add the twist of lemon peel and serve. (Ginger ale may be substituted for carbonated water, if preferred.) Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| IRON HINDU 9 cl Cognac 4.5 cl Dr. McGillicuddy's Vanilla Schnapps® 4.5 cl Apricot Brandy 16.5 cl Apricot Nectar 6 cl Heavy Cream Shake with plenty of ice, pour into Hurricaine glasses. Grind a moderate amount of green cardomom on top. (This is extremely important, and gives the drink it's characteristic purfume.) Garnish with fruit, a frilly umbrella, etc. Cocktail Glass Mixed Drinks |
| IRONMAN 1 part Green Chartreuse 1 part Sambuca 1 part Scotch 3 part Tabasco® Sauce 1 part Jose Cuervo® Tequila Mix in a shot glass, down it and feel your mouth burn. Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| ISBEAR Blue Curacao Gin Pineapple Juice Big glas with lots off ice Beer Mug Mixed Drinks |
| ISBJ°RN 20.5 ml Vodka 5 ml Blue Curacao 1 lbs. Lemon Lime soda Mix it with following instructions: 1: Vodka 2: Blue curacao 3: Sprite Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| ISLAND SEEBREEZE 6 cl Pineapple Juice 3 cl Light Rum 3 cl Dark Rum Use ice shaker with mix and serve Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| ISLAND TOY 3 cl Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum® 7.5 ml Peach Schnapps 7.5 ml Lime Juice 12 cl Pineapple Juice Pour all ingredients over ice in a glass. Stir. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| ISRAELI COFFEE Sabra 0 Coffee Same procedure as Spanish coffee substituting Sabra for Kahlua and brandy. Irish Coffee Cup Hot Drinks |
| ITALIAN DELIGHT 3 cl Amaretto 15 ml Orange Juice 4.5 cl Cream 1 Cherry Shake all ingredients (except cherry) with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Add the cherry on top and serve. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| ITALIAN SCREW 3 Ice 4.5 cl Vodka 3 cl Galliano® fill Orange Juice Add 3 ice cubes or 2-3 oz. crushed ice to highball glass. Add 1 1/2 oz. Vodka. Add 1 oz. Galliano. Fill with pulpless orange juice. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| ITALIAN SCREWDRIVER 4.5 cl Absolut Citron® 9 cl Orange Juice 6 cl Grapefruit Juice 5 ml Ginger Ale mix and pour over ice into sugar rimmed hurricane or parfait glass, garnish with a lime wheel Parfait Glass Mixed Drinks |
| ITALIAN STALLION 22.5 ml Galliano® 22.5 ml Creme de Banana 4.5 cl Heavy Cream Blend with crushed ice. Pour into wine glass. White Wine Glass Blended & Frozen Drinks |
| ITALIAN SURFER W/A RUSSIAN ATTITUDE 1 part Vodka 1 part Malibu Coconut Rum 1 part Amaretto 4 part Pineapple Juice 5 ml Cranberry juice Serve Highball Glass Specialty Drinks |
| IZAYOI 3 cl Lemon liqueur 20 ml Grapefruit Juice 5 ml Vodka 5 ml Lemon Juice 5 ml Grenadine In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine all of the ingredients. Shake well. Strain into a cocktail glass, and serve. (Name mean: 16th moon in Japanese) Cocktail Glass Cocktails |