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| J. R.'S GODCHILD 6 cl Bourbon 15 ml Amaretto 3 cl Milk In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine the boubon, amaretto, and milk. Shake well. Pour into an old-fashioned glass. Old Fashioned Glass Mixed Drinks |
| J. R.'S REVENGE 9 cl Bourbon 15 ml Southern Comfort® 5 ml Bitters In a mixing glass half-filled with ice cubes, combine all of the ingredients. Stir well. Strain into a cocktail glass. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| JACK AND JILL (SHOT) 15 ml Jack Daniel's® 15 ml Root Beer Schnapps |
| JACK-IN-THE-BOX 29,5 ml apple brandy 29,5 ml pineapple juice dash of bitters Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. |
| JACK'S APPLE 6 cl Applejack 12 cl Hot Apple Cider 5 ml Honey pinch Nutmeg pinch Cinnamon slice Apple (baked) Heat applejack and cider in a saucepan and stir in honey until dissolved. Pour into a warmed, heat-proof mug and sprinkle with ground nutmeg and cinnamon. Garnish with baked apple slice. |
| JACK'S JAM 15 ml Peach Schnapps 15 ml Dekuyper Sour Apple Pucker Schnapps® 15 ml Strawberry Liqueur 7.5 ml Banana Liqueur 6 cl Lemon Juice 3 cl Orange Juice 2 Powdered Sugar blend ingredients with crushed ice until smooth and pour into parfait glass, garnish with mint sprig and a maraschino cherry. |
| JACK WITHERS 22.5 ml Gin 15 ml Orange Juice 22.5 ml Dry Vermouth 22.5 ml Sweet Vermouth Fill a mixing glass with ice and add all ingredients. Stir and strain into a chilled glass. |
| JACKALOPE 22.5 ml Kahlua® 22.5 ml Amaretto 22.5 ml Jamaican Rum 9 cl Pineapple Juice 15 ml Brown Creme de Cacao Shake all but creme de cacao with ice and strain into sour glass. Top with brown cream de cacao. Whisky Sour Glass Mixed Drinks |
| JACKATH 3 cl Vodka 7.5 ml Brandy 5 ml Creme de Cassis 5 ml Triple Sec 5 ml Orange Bitters In a mixing glass half-filled with ice cubes, combine all of the ingredients. Stir well. Strain into a cocktail glass. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| JADE MONKEY Lime Juice Jose Cuervo® Tequila Vanilla Extract Kool-Aid® mix tequila with lime juice, pour over broken ice, mix in vanilla extract after stirring. Stir again and enjoy. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| JADED N' CONFUSED 3 cl Rum 3 cl Kahlua® 3 cl Curacao fill with Lemon Lime soda Place the drinks in order, into the glass. A beer mug is a good sized glass. Look at it from the top, it should appear green. From the bottom, it should look brown. May not look appetizing but it's real good. If it only looks green, don't panic, still the same drink. Beer Mug Mixed Drinks |
| JAFFA 3 cl Kahlua® 3 cl Cointreau® 20.5 cl Milk Cinnamon Mix all three ingredients in shaker with ice.Strain into lowball / tumbler & garnish with cinnamon Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| JAGER ERASER 3 cl Jägermeister® 3 cl Vodka 6 cl Club Soda Layer Jagermeister, then vodka, then club soda with ice in a sour glass. Do not mix. Drink through a straw as quickly as possible. Like a Mind Eraser but with Jagermeister instead of Kahlua. Whisky Sour Glass Mixed Drinks |
| JAGER OATMEAL COOKIE 7.5 ml Jägermeister® 7.5 ml Kahlua® 7.5 ml Bailey's Irish Cream® 7.5 ml Butterscotch Schnapps Shake with ice and strain into shot glasses. Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| JAGER SALSA 4.5 cl Jägermeister® 2 tsps Salsa fill Bloody Mary mix Shake with ice and strain into a Coupette glass. Salted rim is optional. Garnish with Lime wedge and celery stick. Coupette Glass Mixed Drinks |
| JAGER TONIC Jagermeister Tonic Water Add Jagermeister to a highball glass whith three ice cubes. Fill with tonic Water and garnish whith orange slice. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| JAGER VACATION 3 cl Jägermeister® 6 cl Piña Colada Mix 6 cl Pineapple Juice Blend with ice. Coupette Glass Blended & Frozen Drinks |
| JÄGERMONSTER 4.5 cl Jägermeister® 4.5 cl Grenadine 15 cl Orange Juice Okay start with a pint glass. fill it with ice. then add 1 shot of jagermeister, 1 shot of grenadine, and then fill the rest with orange juice. some bartenders use sour mix, but it doesn't work out too well. after you have all that, shake it up, pour, and enjoy. Beer Mug Cocktails |
| JAK'D 6 cl Chocolate Syrup 36 cl Gin 2 Ice 48 cl Milk 18 cl Vodka In a large container (64oz+)place milk, Vanilla pudding, and Chocolate syrup, stir till blended. Put ice into 2nd container add Vodka and Gin then pour 1st container over ice. Shake till mixed. pour into large Glasses and sprinkle with cinnamon. Pitcher Blended & Frozen Drinks |
| JAMAICA COFFEE 15 ml Cognac 15 ml Tia Maria® 15 ml Dark Rum Black Coffee 1 heaping tsp. Whipped Cream pinch Cinnamon pinch ginger Warm cognac, Tia Maria, and rum in a saucepan, ignite, and pour quickly into a warmed, heat-proof mug. Fill with hot coffee, top with whipped cream, and sprinkle top with cinnamon and ginger. Irish Coffee Cup Hot Drinks |
| JAMAICA DUST 1 part Southern Comfort® 1 part Tia Maria® 1 part Pineapple Juice Shake over ice, then strain into shot glasses., Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| JAMAICA GINGER 5 ml Angostura Bitters 5 ml Blue Curacao 5 ml Cherry Liqueur 22.5 ml Grenadine 6 cl Dark Rum Fill a mixing glass with ice and add all ingredients. Shake and strain into a chilled glass. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| JAMAICAN APRICOT 4.5 cl Dark Rum 3 cl Apricot Brandy 3 cl Pineapple Juice Fill a shaker half full with ice cubes. Pour all ingredients into shaker and shake well. Strain drink into a Cocktail glass and serve. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| JAMAICAN BANANA COOLER 15 ml Light Rum 15 ml Creme de Cacao 15 ml Creme de Banana 24 cl Vanilla Ice Cream 3 cl Half 'n Half 1 Banana Blend until smooth Coupette Glass Blended & Frozen Drinks |
| JAMAICAN BOBSLED 15 ml Vodka 15 ml Banana Liqueur Add the banana schnapps to the vodka then enjoy! Shot Glass Mixed Drinks |
| JAMAICAN COLLINS 7.5 cl Dark Rum 4.5 cl Pineapple Juice 12 cl Club Soda 5 ml Sugar Fill a Shaker half full with ice cubes. Pour all ingredients except soda into Shaker and shake well. Fill a Collins glass almost full with ice cubes and strain drink into glass. Add the Club Soda and stir well. Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| JAMAICAN CRAWLER 3 cl Light Rum 3 cl Melon liqueur 9 cl Pineapple Juice 5 ml Grenadine combine rum, melon liqueur, and pineapple juice with ice, stir well, pour into a collins glass, then float grenadine on top Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| JAMAICAN DUST 3 cl Light Rum 15 ml Malibu Coconut Rum 15 ml Pineapple Juice Mix all three ingredients in a strainer with ice, serve chilled Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| JAMAICAN GINGER BEER a few drops Bitters 192 cl Water 1 cake of Yeast 15 cl ginger 6 cl Honey 6 cl Lime Juice 1 Egg 72 cl Sugar Combine the ginger, sugar, honey, water, and lime juice in a large pot. Add the yeast and the egg white; stir to blend. Allow to stand in a cool, dark place for several days. When ready, strain through cheesecloth; add more sugar to taste, plus bitters. Bottle and refigerate until ready to use. Pitcher Liqueurs & Extracts |
| JAMAICAN HOP 3 cl Coffee Liqueur 3 cl Light Cream 3 cl Creme de Cacao Shake well with ice and strain into cocktail glass. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| JAMAICAN JUICE 6 cl Jamaican Rum 15 cl Grapefruit Juice 3 Ice You must mix your drink with these amounts otherwise you'll taste an extremely bitter drink or a very disgusting puke creater. Before you pour the drink, you must put the ice cubes in the mason jar. Mason Jar Mixed Drinks |
| JAMAICAN SCREW 12 cl Malibu Coconut Rum 12 cl Orange Juice Mix rum and orange juice together (stirring) then pour over ice. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| JAMAICAN SUNRISE 6 cl Vodka 6 cl Peach Schnapps 13.5 cl Orange Juice 3 cl Cranberry juice Poor Vodka, Peach Schnapps, and Orange juice in glass and be sure to mix them well. Then add the Cranberry and let it sit at the top of the glass. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| JAMES BOND MARTINI 4.5 cl Gin 4.5 cl Vodka 1 Vermouth dry vermouth: regular 3/4 oz. dry 1/2 oz. extra dry 1/4 oz. in 'n' out swirl shake, strain into cocktail glass olive Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| JANET STANDARD 5 ml Angostura Bitters 6 cl Brandy 5 ml Orgeat Syrup Place one ice cube in the bottom of a chilled glass. Pour in all ingredients. Stir. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| JAPANESE 6 cl Brandy 5.5 ml Orgeat Simple Syrup 15 ml Lime Juice 5 ml Bitters twist of peel of Lime Shake all ingredients (except lime peel) with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Add the twist of lime peel and serve. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| JASPER COCKTAIL 3 cl Chocolate Syrup 48 cl Coca Cola® 0 cup Cranberry juice Mix all ingredients (except the cherries) together. Shake the mixture in a closed glass for 10 seconds and pour into 3-4 glasses. Add a cherry to each. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| JAVA JAM 22.5 ml Vodka 22.5 ml Coffee Brandy 22.5 ml Cream Fill a shaker half full with ice cubes. Pour all ingredients into shaker and shake well. Strain drink into a Cocktail glass. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| JAVAMEISTER 4.5 cl Jägermeister® 12 cl Black Coffee Put a shot of Jagermeister in a cup of hot coffee. Top with whipped cream. Irish Coffee Cup Hot Drinks |
| JAWBREAKER 3 cl Cinnamon Schnapps 15 ml Tabasco® Sauce serve in shot glass Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| JAY'S ROOTBEER DREAM 7.5 ml Absolut Vodka® 15 ml Root Beer Schnapps 15 ml Bailey's Irish Cream® 9 cl Heavy Cream Add all , except the cola, into a flash cup, Flash for 10 sec. or till foamy. Served in beer mug over half mug of ice. Splash of cola top. If you have a chilled mug it's a plus. Beer Mug Mixed Drinks |
| JEANNETTE'S ICEBEAR Blue Curacao Tonic Vodka Mix all the ingredients together, 7-up or Sprite can succesfully be used instead of Tonic. Cool, calm and delicious! Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| JELLO JIGGLERS Jello® (any flavor) Rum Water Place undisolved jello in a bowl. Boil water. Place boiling water on jello ,mix thoroughly but gently for at least three minutes. Once jello is disolved add rum.Place in 13x9 inch pan. Chill until firm (overnight). To cut out dip bottom of pan into warm water. Cut into squares. After a few of these you'll know your not in home-ec anymore! Unknown Glass Type Specialty Drinks |
| JELLY BEAN 1 part Blackberry Brandy 1 part Peppermint Schnapps Shake over ice, then strain into shot glasses. Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| JELLY BEAN (2) 9 cl Brandy 3 cl Anisette 5 ml Grenadine stir in highball glass Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| JELLY FISH 10 ml Creme de Cacao 10 ml Amaretto 10 ml Bailey's Irish Cream® 5 ml Grenadine Layer all except grenadine in shot glass. Place grenadine in the center and serve. Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| JERSEY DEVIL 384 cl Cranberry juice 192 cl Apple Cider 96 cl Applejack 1 Apple Put cranberry juice in punch bowl. Add apple cider/juice and apple juice brandy to taste. Slice apple in 3/16th Punch Bowl Punches & Party Drinks |
| JERSEY THUNDER 6 cl Applejack 6 cl Coca Cola® 6 cl Ginger Ale Fill a Highball glass almost full with ice cubes. Pour Applejack and Sodas into the Highball glass. Stir well, garnish with a Lemon Wedge, and serve. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| JERUSALM DREAM 30 cl Amaretto 30 cl Brandy 6 ml Peppermint Schnapps 150 cl Orange Juice just mix, and allow to sit for a minute or two. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| JESUS 3 cl Southern Comfort® 4.5 cl Ice 5 ml Grenadine 15 ml Lemon Juice juice of Orange Juice 1) Put crushed ice into clear glass. 2) Pour grenadine syrup over ice. 3) Gently pour Southern Comfort in the mix. 4) Add lemon juice. 5) Shake Orangina. 6) Add Orangina. 7) Put slice of lime and 2 straws into glass. 8) Enjoy. 9) Repeat until step 1 is too hard. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| JESUS IS HERE 20.5 cl Schweppes® russian 19.5 cl Vodka Pour the vodka and then the russian. Stir gently. Drink. Beer Mug Punches & Party Drinks |
| JEWEL 5 ml Orange Bitters 3 cl Gin 15 ml Green Chartreuse 3 cl Sweet Vermouth Fill a mixing glass with ice and add all ingredients. Shake and strain into a glass filled with ice. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| JEWEL OF THE NILE 4.5 cl Gin 15 ml Green Chartreuse 15 ml Yellow Chartreuse In a mixing glass half-filled with ice cubes, combine all of the ingredients. Stir well. Strain into a cocktail glass. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| JILLIONAIRE 6 cl Bourbon 15 ml Triple Sec 5 ml Grenadine 1 Egg White In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine all of the ingredients. Shake well and strain into a cocktail glass. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| JITTERBUG 9 cl Gin 4.5 cl Vodka 5 ml Grenadine 4.5 cl Lime Juice Sugar 5 ml Simple Syrup fill seltzer Wet glass, dip rim in sugar. Then add Ice. Then add everything else. It's that simple! Highball Glass Cocktails |
| JIZZ Cognac Thick Cream Irish Cream Put contents in a shaker, jerk untill thick. Gulp Down, Yum!! Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| JO JO 1 part Whiskey 3 parts Mello Yello Stir with a butter knife Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| JOCOSE JULEP 7.5 cl Bourbon 15 ml Green Creme de Menthe 3 cl Lime Juice 5 ml Sugar 5 leaves of chopped Mint Carbonated Water Blend all ingredients (except carbonated water) in an electric blender at a low speed for a short length of time. Pour into a collins glass over ice cubes. Fill with carbonated water and serve. Collins Glass Blended & Frozen Drinks |
| JOHN COLLINS 6 cl Whiskey juice of 1/2 Lemon 5 ml Powdered Sugar Carbonated Water 1 slice Orange 1 Cherry Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a collins glass over ice cubes. Fill with carbonated water and stir. Add the orange slice, top with the cherry, and serve. Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| JOHNNY ON THE BEACH 4.5 cl Vodka 3 cl Melon liqueur 3 cl Blackberry Liqueur 15 ml Pineapple Juice 15 ml Orange Juice 15 ml Grapefruit Juice 15 ml Cranberry juice shake with ice, strain into a shot glass. Makes two Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| JOLLY GREEN GIANT Absolut Citron® Orange Juice mix just like you would a screwdriver, except substitute lime vodka Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| JOLLY JUMPER 4 cl Whiskey 4 cl Vodka 4 cl Gin 4 cl Passion-fruit liqueur Orange Juice Ice Just put it together, fill with orange juice, add ice and drink it. Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| JOLLY RANCHER 4.5 cl Melon Vodka 15 ml Blueberry Peach Schnapps Sweet & Sour mix 15 ml Grenadine 1 Cherry Shake melon liqueur and blueberry schnapps with ice and strain into an old-fashioned glass over ice cubes. Fill with sweet and sour, add grenadine for color, and stir. Add cherry on top and serve. Old Fashioned Glass Specialty Drinks |
| JOLLY RANCHER (3) 5 ml Pineapple Juice fill with Cranberry juice 3 cl Melon liqueur 3 cl Dekuyper Sour Apple Pucker Schnapps® 3 cl Vodka add ingredients to tall glass over ice and stir or shake it if that's what you do!! Highball Glass Specialty Drinks |
| JOLLY RANCHER II 7.5 ml Dewars White Label® 7.5 ml Peach Schnapps 7.5 ml Midori® 22.5 ml Absolut Vodka® Shake with ice and strain into shot glass. Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| JOLLY ROGER 3 cl Banana Liqueur 6 cl Lemon Juice 3 cl Dark Rum Fill a mixing glass with ice and add all ingredients. Shake and strain into a glass and add ice. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| JOSH RIBOLLA 5 ml Rum 36 cl Coca Cola® For your low tolerance friends (like its namesake). Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| JOULOUVILLE 3 cl Gin 15 ml Apple Brandy 5.5 ml Sweet Vermouth 15 ml Lemon Juice 5 ml Grenadine Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| JOY-TO-THE-WORLD 4.5 cl Anejo Rum 15 ml Bourbon 15 ml Brown Creme de Cacao In a mixing glass half-filled with ice cubes, combine all of the ingredients. Stir well. Strain into a cocktail glass. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| JTDELIGHT 4.5 cl Vodka 22.5 ml Tropical Schnapps 9 cl Orange Juice 4.5 cl Cranberry juice Put in the Vokda first then the Tropical Schnapps then add the OJ and the Cranberry Juice. Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| JUAN MORE 4.5 cl Jose Cuervo® Tequila 15 ml Blue Curacao 6 cl Orange Juice 3 cl Grapefruit Juice 7.5 ml Lemon Juice Fill a shaker half full with ice cubes. Pour all ingredients into shaker and shake well. Fill a Highball glass almost full with ice cubes and strain drink into Highball glass. Garnish with a Maraschino Cherry. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| JUFU COCKTAIL 4.5 cl Southern Comfort® 22.5 ml Amaretto 22.5 ml Vodka 22.5 ml Grenadine 22.5 ml Lime Juice 7-Up Shake. Serve on the rocks. Hurricane Glass Cocktails |
| JUICY TIGER 4 cl Vodka 20.5 ml Sour Mix 6 cl Coca Cola® Mix all ingredients and blend well. Add more Coca-cola if needed. Serve with a slice of lemon put a straw in and drink. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| JUJUBE CORDIAL 96 cl Jujube Fruit Sugar Whiskey Combine the jujube fruit with a brown sugar syrup (three parts sugar to one part water) in a large pot and allow to stand at room temperature for several days. Double the amount of fruit and sryup with whiskey; stir strain, and bottle for future use. Pitcher Mixed Drinks |
| JUMP UP AND KISS ME 10 ml Apricot Brandy 10 ml Galliano® 15 ml Rum 15 cl Pineapple Juice 5 ml Grenadine Build in a large glass and stir then add the dash of grenadine Beer Mug Mixed Drinks |
| JUNGLE COFFEE 15 ml Southern Comfort® 15 ml Brandy 15 ml Brown Creme de Cacao 15 ml Creme de Banana 12 cl Black Coffee Pour all ingredients, except the Cream into an Irish Coffee glass. Stir well. Carefully float the Cream on top of the drink. Dust with Cocoa Powder. Irish Coffee Cup Hot Drinks |
| JUNGLE JIM 3 cl Vodka 3 cl Creme de Banana 3 cl Milk Pour over ice cubes Cocktail Glass Mixed Drinks |
| JUNGLE JUICE (3) 3 cl Vodka 3 cl Rum 15 ml Triple Sec 5 ml Sour Mix 3 cl Cranberry juice 3 cl Orange Juice 3 cl Pineapple Juice pour over ice into collins glass, garnish with orange slice and cherry Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| JUNIATA JUICE 36 cl Beer 4.5 cl Rum 3 cl Frozen Limeade concentrate Add 1 shot rum to 12 oz beer, stir in 2 tbls lime juice concentrate. Shot Glass Mixed Drinks |
| JUNIPER HAT TRICKXCX Gin Gin Gin Becherovka is a Czech Juniper LiquorBorovicka is a Slovak Juniper LiquorPour into shot glass, enjoy. Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| JUPITER COCKTAIL 5 ml Orange Juice 5 ml Creme de Violette 22.5 ml Vermouth 4.5 cl Gin Shake all ingredients with cracked ice and pour into a chilled cocktail glass. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| JUST PEACHY Peach Schnapps Iced Tea Mix together the Peach schnapps and the Iced Tea and serve over ice. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |