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| K.G.B. 4.5 cl Gin 15 ml Kirschwasser 7.5 ml Apricot Brandy 15 ml Lemon Juice 5 ml Sugar 1 Lemon Twist In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine the gin, kirsh, apricot brandy, and lemon juice. Shake well. Strain into a highball glass almost filled with ice cubes. Garnish with the lemon twist. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| K.G.B. #2 Kahlua Galliano Bailey's irish cream Pour each ingredient in shot glass floating each time. Make sure Galliano is on top. Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| KAHLUA 4 cl Sugar 15 ml Vanilla Extract 3 cl Water 5 ml Coffee 10 ml Water 78 cl Vodka In saucepan boil white sugar, vanilla, and the 3 cups of water for 20 min.then set aside to cool. Mix 1/2 c of instant coffee and 1 c of boiling water,set aside to cool. When cool mix both together& add 26 oz vodka. Bottle and age for 2 weeks Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| KAHLUA #1 96 cl Water 72 cl Sugar 6 cl Instant Coffee 15 ml Vanilla Bring to boil. Reduce heat and simmer 1 hour. let cool and add vanilla and either a pint or fifth of Vodka. Drink and Enjoy!! Unknown Glass Type Liqueurs & Extracts |
| KAHLUA #3 96 cl Water 18.5 ml Instant Coffee 60 cl Sugar 36 cl Vodka 15 ml Chocolate Syrup Boil water. Add cofee. Add sugar. Simmer, 20 min. Remove from heat, add chocolate. Alow to cool. Add vodka (or don't cool if you want some of the alcohol to boil off). Unknown Glass Type Liqueurs & Extracts |
| KAHLUA AND ICED CREAM chocolate Ice-cream Milk Kahlua Mix in a blender by adding the ice cream first, followed by the milk, then add the Kahlua. Blend until smooth. Brandy Snifter Blended & Frozen Drinks |
| KAHLUA BOMB Kahlua Peppermint Schnapps Vodka with Milk Mix all of the ingredients well. Old Fashioned Glass Mixed Drinks |
| KAHLUA CREME COLODA 4.5 cl Kahlua® 3 cl Rum 15 ml Cream 3 cl Coconut Cream 6 cl Pineapple Juice 15 ml Lime Juice Blend for 30 sec with 1/2 cup ice Coupette Glass Blended & Frozen Drinks |
| KAHLUA EGG CREAM 15 cl Club Soda 3 cl Coffee Liqueur 6 cl Milk Fill a glass with ice, Add Kahlua and then the milk. Finish with the club soda and stir. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| KAHLUA FUDGE SHAKE 12 cl Kahlua® 36 cl Ice Cream 9 cl Milk Just like making a milk shake, but add the Kahlua. This drink is very rich, but it tastes great. Coupette Glass Mixed Drinks |
| KAHLUA MADNESS 15 ml Kahlua® 7.5 ml Vodka 7.5 ml Tonic Water Put Kahlua in the glass. Put vodka in the (same) glass. Put tonic in the (same) glass. Suck from the bottom up with two straws. Old Fashioned Glass Cocktails |
| KAHLUA MUDSLIDE 15 ml Vodka 15 ml Kahlua® 15 ml Bailey's Irish Cream® 3 cl Cream Fill a shaker half full with ice cubes. Pour all ingredients into shaker and shake well. Strain drink into a Cocktail glass and serve. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| KAHLUA ROOTBEER FLOAT 3 cl Kahlua® 3 cl Coca Cola® 15 ml Galliano® 12 cl Vanilla Ice Cream Club Soda Mix the liqueurs, add the icecream and top with soda water. Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| KAISERMEISTER 1 part Jägermeister® 1 part Root Beer Schnapps Shake with ice and strain into shot glasses Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| KAMAKAZE 1 part Vodka 1 part Triple Sec part Rose's® Lime Juice Shake over ice, then strain into shot glasses. Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| KAMAKAZIE #1 1 part Vodka 1 part Triple Sec 1 part Lime Juice shake well with ice, pour strained mixture into shooter. Salute' Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| KAMIKAZE VERSION 22.5 ml Vodka 7.5 ml Triple Sec 7.5 ml Blue Curacao Ice Cocktail glass. Add Vodka and mixers. Fill with sour mix and shake because of sour mix. Cocktail Glass Mixed Drinks |
| KANAAN 15 cl Milk 1 Egg 7.5 ml Honey Prepare in a blender with a little ice, serve in a long drink glass. Collins Glass Blended & Frozen Drinks |
| KANGAROO (2) ml. Vodka ml. Apple Cider ml. Snowball 6 cl Currant Syrup Snowball=(advacar + lemonade)Pour Cider & Vodka into a large jug / 1 pint glasscarefully pour in the Snowball mixture (try and float it if you can)Top up with Blackcurrent (also try & float it) Beer Mug Mixed Drinks |
| KANGAROO COCKTAIL 4.5 cl Vodka 22.5 ml Dry Vermouth twist of peel of Lemon Shake vodka and vermouth with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Add the twist of lemon peel and serve. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| KAPPA SIGMA SCHLONG 3 cl Rum 3 cl Jose Cuervo® Tequila 15 ml Butterscotch Schnapps Into a shot glass put the Buttershots in first, then add the tequlia, and then add the Bacardi. May cause a burning sensation, but don't worry you will get over it. Preferably serve to a sorority girl. Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| KARI SPECIAL Grenadine Sour Mix Sugar Vodka SHAKE AND SERVE OVER ICE IN HIGH BALL. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| KARLA SPECIAL II 4.5 cl Vodka Pineapple Juice Orange Juice 5 ml Club Soda a few drops Grenadine Cherry Fill Tom Collins glass with vodka juices, club soda and grenadine. Garnish with the cherry. Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| KD'S SEGA 3 cl Rum 3 cl Rum 5 ml Pineapple Juice 7.5 ml Coconut Cream 10 ml Orange Juice 3 cl Coconut 5 ml Angostura Bitters 1.take a high ball glass 2.shake well orange juice with dark rum & pine apple juice with white rum. 3.slowly add the dark concoction over the light concoction. 4.add dash of angostura bitters and top with grated coconut. 5.serve chilled with lot of ice and full floral garnish. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| KELLY'S DREAM 4.5 cl Coffee Liqueur 9 cl Frangelico 6 Crushed Ice 24 cl Vanilla Ice Cream 9 cl Irish Cream 4.5 cl Vodka Mix and pour in pitcher. Pitcher Punches & Party Drinks |
| KEN AND KIRSTEN'S TOP SHELF MARGARITA 9 cl Sauza® Tequila 4.5 cl Cointreau® 24 cl Lemonade 5 ml Grapefruit Juice 3 Lime Wedge 1 Salt Mix all ingredients and add ice. Shake well pouring ingredients into a second glass. At this point coat the rim of the first glass with salt. Repour your drink into the salted glass. Add fresh squeezed lime, kick back and enjoy! Margarita Glass Mixed Drinks |
| KENT'S CORNERS HOT CUP 15 cl Apple Cider 3 cl Maple Syrup 6 cl Dark Rum 5 ml Lemon Juice cinnamon stick Heat all ingredients in a saucepan and bring to boiling point, but do not boil. Serve in a warmed mug. Irish Coffee Cup Hot Drinks |
| KENTUCKY B AND B 6 cl Bourbon 15 ml Benedictine Pour the bourbon and Benedictine into a brandy snifter. Brandy Snifter Mixed Drinks |
| KENTUCKY COFFEE 4.5 cl Bourbon 15 cl Hot Coffee 1 Whipped Cream Add coffee to burbon in a mug. Top with whipped cream. Irish Coffee Cup Hot Drinks |
| KENTUCKY HOT CHOCOLATE 4.5 cl Bourbon 15 ml Brown Creme de Cacao 12 cl Hot Cocoa Pour all ingredients, except the Cream into an Irish Coffee glass. Stir well. Float the Whipped Cream on top of the drink. Dust with Cocoa Powder. Irish Coffee Cup Hot Drinks |
| KENTUCKY MARTINI 3 parts Kentucky Bourbon 1 part white creme de cacao Fill a mixing glass half full with ice cubes. Pour liquid ingredients into mixing Glass (optional: add one part Grenadine). Stir or shake well. Strain into a martini glass. If you like, garnish with a maraschino cherry. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| KENTUCKY SUNRISE 4.5 cl Bourbon 15 ml Grenadine 15 cl Orange Juice In a tall glass filled with Ice, combine all ingredients. Stir. Optional: Combine Bourbon and Orange Juice and stir. Slowly pour in Grenadine for cool looking effect. Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| KERZEL'S 100 PROOF PUNCH 256.5 cl Rum 66 cl Fruit punch 61.5 cl Ginger Ale Chill fruit punch and ginger ale. Pour fruit punch into 1 gallon, or garger, size punch bowl. Add ginger ale and Bacardi 151 rum. Stir. Optional: add ice or fruit Serving size: 3 oz. Punch Bowl Mixed Drinks |
| KEY LIME QUENCHER 3.5 cl Myer's® Dark rum 4.5 cl Lime Juice 9 cl Heavy Cream 3 cl Creme de Coconut 5 ml Powdered Sugar 36 cl Crushed Ice Combine ingredients in blender until smooth. Serve in 16 oz. specialty glass. Garnish with lime wheel and sprinkle of graham cracker crumbs. Hurricane Glass Blended & Frozen Drinks |
| KGB #2 Kahlua® Grand Marnier® Irish Cream Layer over the back of a spoon into a shot glass in the order Kahlua, Baileys, Grand Marnier. Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| KGB (KIRSCH GIN AND BRANDY) 15 ml Kirschwasser 4.5 cl Gin 15 ml Apricot Brandy 15 ml Lemon Juice 5 ml Sugar Pour all ingredients into shaker. Fill a Highball glass almost full of ice cubes, and dump ice into shaker. Shake well and pour drink into Highball glass. Garnish with a Lemon Wedge. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| KILL ME NOW 9 cl Jose Cuervo® Tequila 9 cl 151 Proof Rum 9 cl Vodka 9 cl Gin 6 cl Amaretto Mix all ingredients in hurricane glass. Hurricane Glass Mixed Drinks |
| KILLER KAMIKAZE 3 cl Vodka 3 cl Triple Sec 3 cl Lime Juice equal parts of each. drink at least 1 every 1/2 hour. caution first three burn after that who cares.caution known to have made 7 people puke unexpectedly in 1 night. no longer made in wyandotte county, kansas city kansas. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| KILLER KOOL-AID 1 Vodka Peach Schnapps Amaretto 9 cl Cranberry juice 1. Fill highball glass with ice. 2. Layer ingredients. 3. Do not stir. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| KILLER KOOL-AID #2 3 cl Malibu Coconut Rum 15 ml Banana Liqueur 15 ml Chambord 15 ml Melon liqueur 15 ml Blue Curacao 15 ml Amaretto 15 ml Triple Sec 15 ml Sweet & Sour mix 15 ml Orange Juice 15 ml Pineapple Juice 15 ml Cranberry juice Shake and strain, pour into collins glass filled with ice. Garnish with a flag, or a flag and a pineapple wedge, if carried by your bar. Collins Glass Specialty Drinks |
| KILLER KOOLADE #2 Amaretto Melon liqueur Vodka Mix ingredients and pour over ice. Be careful... You can't tell from the taste, but it's got a kick! Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| KING COLE COCKTAIL 6 cl Whiskey 1 slice Orange 1 slice Pineapple 5 ml Powdered Sugar Muddle orange slice, pineapple slice, and powdered sugar in an old-fashioned glass. Add blended whiskey and 2 ice cubes, stir well, and serve. Old Fashioned Glass Mixed Drinks |
| KING KONG 6 cl Light Rum 0.5 Banana 3 cl Banana Liqueur 3 cl Malibu Coconut Rum 5 ml Orange Juice 9 cl Pineapple Juice 3 cl 151 Proof Rum 22.5 cl Creme de Coconut 1 Maraschino Cherry 5 ml Nutmeg 24 cl Ice Add all ingredients to a blender. Mix for 45 seconds on medium power. Serve with a cute umbrella and straw. Pitcher |
| KING OF DENMARK
236,5 ml Pernod Mix together in pitcher, add several big ice cubes. |
| KING'S RANSOM 15 ml Goldschlager® 15 ml Crown Royal® Bourbon Mix together in a 1 oz. shot glass, or pour over ice in rocks glass. Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| KINGSTON 12 cl 151 Proof Rum 9 cl Gin 6 cl Lemon Juice 3 cl Simple Syrup Shake thoroughly over ice, strain and serve in a chilled glass, garnished with a slice of orange and a cherry. This recipe makes a DEADLY punch using the same proportions and a large block of ice, with floating fruit slices (do not use ice cubes). CAUTION: the end product is roughly 10 oz. of 88 proof that tastes rather like reinforced lemonade, and unwarned consumers will drop like flies. Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| KINKY ORGASM Bailey's Irish Cream® Amaretto Kahlua® Milk Just pour all into a higball glass. For the real funky look you can add some strawberries or even have some vanilla icecream in it Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| KIOKI COFFEE 3 cl Kahlua® 15 ml Brandy Stir. Add whipped cream to the top. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| KIPINSKI 3 cl Light Rum 3 cl Triple Sec 3 cl Grapefruit Juice Serve over ice Cocktail Glass Mixed Drinks |
| KIR ROYALE fill with Champagne 5 ml Creme de Cassis serve in champagne glass or highball glass Champagne Flute Mixed Drinks |
| KISH WACKER 15 ml Bailey's Irish Cream® 15 ml Brown Creme de Cacao 15 ml Vodka 7.5 ml Kahlua® Mix the ingredients in the blender with ice. Tastes like a chocolate shake. Coupette Glass Blended & Frozen Drinks |
| KISS Crushed Ice Lime Juice Bacardi Limon Rum® Tonic Use a martini shaker - pour all ingredients in over ice. Serve in a slightly chilled Martini glass. Enjoy! |
| KISSIN' CANDY 15 ml Amaretto 15 ml cherry brandy 15 ml dark Crème de Cacao 29,5 ml cream whipped cream maraschino cherry Shake first four ingredients with ice & strain into cocktail glass. Top with whipped cream and cherry. |
| KISS IN THE DARK 22.5 ml Gin 22.5 ml Cherry Brandy 22.5 ml Vermouth stir, strain into cocktail glass |
| KISS ME QUICK HIGHBALL 4.5 cl Pernod 5 ml Curacao 5 ml Bitters Club Soda Put Pernod, Curacao and bitters in a highball glassfilled with ice, top with club soda. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| KISS THE BOYS GOODBYE 22.5 ml Brandy 22.5 ml Sloe Gin juice of 1 Lemon 0.5 Egg White Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| KLINGON BLOOD WINE 3 cl Jose Cuervo® Tequila 3 cl Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum® 5 ml Grenadine 5 ml Tabasco® Sauce fill Cranberry juice Start with ice filled beer mug. Add tabasco first. Shake twice, a bad blend is terrible! Beer Mug Mixed Drinks |
| KLINGON DISRUPTER 10 ml Jim Beam® 10 ml Mezcal 10 ml Cinnamon Schnapps Mix all three ingredients together. (Real Klingons drink it warm!) Shoot it! Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| KNICKERBOCKER 6 cl Gin 5 ml Sweet Vermouth 15 ml Dry Vermouth Put gin and both types of vermouth into a mixing glass filled with ice. Shake and strain into a chilled glass. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| KNICKERBOCKER SPECIAL COCKTAIL 6 cl Light Rum 5 ml Triple Sec 5 ml Orange Juice 5 ml Lemon Juice 5 ml Raspberry Simple Syrup 1 small slice Pineapple Shake all ingredients (except pineapple) with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Decorate with the slice of pineapple and serve. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| KNOCKOUT 3 cl Southern Comfort® 3 cl Apricot Brandy 3 cl Sloe Gin 5 ml Orange Juice shake, strain into lowball glass Old Fashioned Glass Mixed Drinks |
| KNOCKOUT PUNCH 24 cl Fruit punch 4.5 cl Jose Cuervo® Tequila 4.5 cl Rum pour all three together, mix well Punch Bowl Punches & Party Drinks |
| KNOX HALL SUICIDE 15 ml Grain Alcohol 3 cl Strawberry Liqueur 7.5 ml Vodka 15 ml Absolut Citron® 12 cl Beer 1 Coffee 15 ml Rum 15 ml Whipped Cream ***WARNING***: WE TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR WHAT MAY OCCUR AS A RESULT OF INGESTING THIS DRINK. THIS ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE MAY CAUSE TEMPORARY OR PERMANENT PARALYSIS, BRAIN DAMAGE OR INSTANTANEOUS DEATH. Mixing Instructions: Take all of the fluids, dump into a large bucket, mix well with a wooden spoon, and dispense evenly among friends in highball glasses. Note: Keep bucket close by in case of accidental upheaval. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| KOALA BEAR 3 cl Creme de Banana 3 cl Brown Creme de Cacao 12 cl Vanilla Ice Cream Blend liquor with 1-2 scoops vanilla ice cream. Granish with ground nutmeg. Coupette Glass Blended & Frozen Drinks |
| KOKOMO JOE 3 cl Light Rum 3 cl Banana Liqueur 15 cl Orange Juice 9 cl Piña Colada Mix 0.5 Banana blend ingredients with 1 cup crushed ice until smooth, garnish with slice of orange Coupette Glass Blended & Frozen Drinks |
| KOMY SHOT 5 ml Lemon Juice 1 part Rum 1 part Triple Sec 1 part Vodka Pour 1 part Vodca,1 part Rum,1 part triple sec,1 part Grenadine,A splash of lemon,and A Splash and 1 1/2 of Lime juice into A shot glass and slam! Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| KOOL-AID SHOT 4.5 cl Vodka 4.5 cl Amaretto 4.5 cl Sloe Gin 4.5 cl Triple Sec Just put all ingredients in a large glass with ice and shake it up. Add cranberry juice to taste (don't need much... REALLY!) Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| KORI'S SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL 3 cl Banana Liqueur 3 cl Malibu Coconut Rum 15 ml Dark Rum Vanilla Ice Cream Blend all ingredients until smooth. If it gets too thick, add some cream. Top with whipped cream and a cherry. Parfait Glass Mixed Drinks |
| KOSAK'S MILK 20 ml Vodka 20 ml Coffee Liqueur 9 cl Milk shake with ice, strain into a highball glass. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| KRAZEE KEITH 4.5 cl Light Rum 7.5 ml Anisette 15 ml Lemon Juice 12 cl Coca Cola® 7.5 ml Cherry Brandy 1 Lemon Wedge In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine the rum, anisette, cherry brandy and lemon juice. Shake well. Strain into a highball glass almost filled with ice cubes. Add the cola and stir well. Garnish with the lemon wedge. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| KRETCHMA 3 cl Stolichnaya Cristall Vodka® 3 cl Creme de Cacao 15 ml Lemon Juice 5 ml Grenadine Mix all ingredients with cracked ice in a shaker or blender. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Cocktail Glass Mixed Drinks |
| KRIS KRINGLE 15 ml Creme de Almond 15 ml Root Beer Schnapps 7.5 ml Half 'n Half Combine creme de almond & root beer schnapps in shot glass. Layer the half-and-half on the top. Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| KRYPTONITE KOOLER 4.5 cl Bacardi Light Rum® 9 cl Tropical Schnapps 18 cl Pineapple Juice Mix the rum, Maui,and pineapple juice together. Add ice,and enjoy! Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| KRYPTONITE SHOT Beer Orange Juice Absolut Citron® Pour orange juice and beer into pint glass. Pour lime vodka into shot glass. Drop shot glass into beer/orange juice mixture and chug. Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| KUMONIWANNALAYA Cinnamon Schnapps Pepsi® Salt Zima® Put ice in highball glass add Pepsi followed by Cinnamon Schnapps, Zima and salt. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| KURANT KOOLER 7.5 cl Absolut Kurant® 15 cl Ginger Ale 5 ml Cranberry juice serve together in a hiball with ice and garnish with a lemon wedge good summer drink! Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| KURANT SHOT Absolut Kurant® Sprite Put Absolut Kurant in a glass and fill up with sprite and ice Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| KURANT STINGER 3 cl Barenjager® 3 cl Absolut Kurant® Pour the Barenjager into a shot glass. Gently float the vodka on the top of the Barenjager and then take as a shot. It looks pretty cool and the mixture is usually pretty mild to the taste. Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| KYOTO 15 ml Apricot Brandy 4.5 cl Gin 15 ml Triple Sec 15 ml Dry Vermouth Fill a mixing glass with ice and add all ingredients. Shake and strain into a glass and add ice. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| KYOTO COCKTAIL 5 ml Lemon Juice 15 ml Melon liqueur 15 ml Vermouth 4.5 cl Gin Shake all ingredients with cracked ice and pour into a chilled cocktail glass. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |