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- Nelson Special - Nutty Professor |
| NAGERMEISTER 20.5 ml Jagermeister® 20.5 ml Kahlua® fill Coffee Kahlua. Add Jager. Fill up with coffee. Serve with cream. Irish Coffee Cup Liqueurs & Extracts |
| NAIL HITTER 6 cl Vodka 15 cl Orange Juice Take a bottle of SunnyD. Remove cap. Drink one small gulp. Fill bottle with Vodka, cover and shake. By replacing the recommended Vodka with Whiskey, a "Rusty Nail Hitter" is produced (which is equally if not more so enjoyable). Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| NAKED NAVEL 3 cl Absolut Vodka® 15 ml Peach Schnapps Keep both bottles in the freezer. Pour vodka first to the 1 oz line. Pour in the schnapps, which will form a ball in the bottom of the glass. Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| NAKED PRETZEL 22.5 ml Vodka 3 cl Melon liqueur 15 ml Creme de Cassis 6 cl Pineapple Juice stir and pour over ice in old fashioned glass Old Fashioned Glass Mixed Drinks |
| NAN'S SPECIAL 3 cl Vodka 3 cl 7-Up 6 cl Soda 0.5 Lemon 5 ml Salt Mix the Vodka, 7-up & Soda in that order. Add lemon juice. Add salt gradually until the sweet taste of 7-up just disappears. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| NANTUCKET 6 cl Brandy Cranberry juice Grapefruit Juice Pour Brandy over ice in a tall glass. Fill the rest of the way with equ portions of cranberry juice and grapefruit juice and stir. Garnish with slice of lime. Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| NAPOLEON 6 cl Gin 5 ml Curacao 5 ml Dubonnet Stir all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| NASSAU SAM 3 cl Nassau Royale 24 cl Pineapple Juice 3 cl Vodka STIR AND SERVE OVER ICE Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| NAVEL SWEET-TART 4.5 cl Gatorade® (Orange) 22.5 ml Grenadine 4.5 cl Jamaican Rum 4.5 cl Sweet & Sour mix Pour into a tall glass of ice, stir, and it tastes like an orange. This drink was originally non-alcoholic, but a shot or so of good rum makes it worthwhile. Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| NAZI TACO 1 part Jägermeister® 1 part Jose Cuervo® Tequila 1 part Tabasco® Sauce Shot Glass Mixed Drinks |
| NECK ROLL Jack Daniel's® Country Time Lemonade Make some Country time lemonade and add some JD. Also add ice. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| NECTAR OF THE GODS 6 cl Bacardi Limon Rum® 12 cl Lemon Lime soda Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| NEED FOR SPEED II Sprite Vodka Mix the vodka and sprite, serve with ice. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| Negrone 1 deel Campari 1 deel rode Vermouth 1 deel gin schijf sinaasappel 2 klontjes ijs In hoog glas desgewenst opvullen met tonic. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| Negrone Dry 1 deel Campari 1 deel Vermouth extra dry 1 deel gin schijf sinaasappel 2 klontjes ijs Desgewenst in hoog glas opvullen met tonic. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| NEON TEQUILA MONSTER 3 cl Du Bouchett Tequila Monster 9 cl Orange Juice 3 cl Vodka Serve over ice. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| NESTLE 3 cl Absolut Peppar® 3 cl Midori® Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| NET SURFER 3 cl Cognac 3 cl Bourbon 3 cl Vodka 3 cl Peach Schnapps 3 cl Orange Juice 15 ml Lemon Juice 5 ml Strawberry Syrup shake well and pour in a cocktail glass frosted with strawberry. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| NETHERLAND 3 cl Triple Sec 3 cl Brandy 5 ml Bitters Pour ingredients into an old-fashioned glass over ice cubes. Stir well and serve. Old Fashioned Glass Mixed Drinks |
| NETWORK SPECIAL 4.5 cl Light Rum 15 ml Coffee Brandy 5 ml 151 Proof Rum 7.5 ml Cream Fill a shaker half full with ice cubes. Pour all ingredients except 151 Proof Rum into shaker and shake well. Strain drink into a Cocktail glass. Float 151 Proof Rum on top or drink and serve. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| NEW ENGLAND KAMIKAZE 3 cl Grand Marnier® 15 ml Sour Mix Chill over ice, strain ice and pour in shot glass. Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| NEW ORLEANS 5 ml Orange Bitters 5 ml Angostura Bitters 4.5 cl Bourbon 5 ml Sambuca 5 ml Sugar Syrup 15 ml Pernod To a mixing glass filled with cracked ice, add all ingredients, and shake. Pour into chilled glass. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| NEW ORLEANS FIZZ 6 cl Gin 7.5 ml Lime Juice 7.5 ml Lemon Juice 5 ml Orange Flower Water 5 ml Sugar 3 cl Cream 1 Egg White 5 ml seltzer shake with ice, pour into a collins glass. Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| NEW ORLEANS SALTY DOG 15 cl Grapefruit Juice 4.5 cl Vodka Coat the rim of a highball glass with salt. Mix Vodka and Grapefruit juice in another glass with ice and pour into glass with salted rim. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| NEW YORK COCKTAIL 4.5 cl Whiskey 5 ml Grenadine juice of 1/2 Lemon 5 ml Powdered Sugar twist of peel of Lemon Shake all ingredients (except lemon peel) with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Add the twist of lemon peel and serve. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| NEW YORK LEMONADE 6 cl Absolut Citron® 3 cl Grand Marnier® 6 cl Lemon Juice 3 cl Club Soda Serve in a chilled cocktail glass. Lemon and sugar the rim. Stir and Strain. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| NICKEL 4 cl Absolut Kurant® 20.5 ml Midori® 6 cl Orange Juice 6 cl 7-Up shake with ice, pour into a collins glass. Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| NIGHT CAP 6 cl Rum 5 ml Sugar Pour ingredients into a mug. Then fill with warm milk and stir. Sprinkle with nutmeg. Irish Coffee Cup Mixed Drinks |
| NIGHTINGALE 3 cl Banana Liqueur 15 ml Blue Curacao 3 cl Cream 0.5 Egg White Fill mixing glass with ice. Add all ingredients, shake, and pour into chilled glass. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| NIGHTMARE 4.5 cl Gin 15 ml Cherry Brandy 15 ml Madeira 5 ml Orange Juice Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| NINOTCHKA 4.5 cl Vodka 15 ml Creme de Cacao 5 ml Lime Juice shake, strain into cocktail glass Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| NOCTURNAL 6 cl Bourbon 15 ml Cream 3 cl Dark Creme De Cacao Fill mixing glass with ice. Add all ingredients, shake, and strain into glass filled with 2 oz. crushed ice. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| NOONER 4.5 cl Vodka 3 cl Coffee Brandy 15 ml Cream Sherry 5 ml Lime Juice Fill a shaker half full with ice cubes. Pour all ingredients into shaker and shake well. Strain drink into a Cocktail glass and serve. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| NORMANDY COCKTAIL 4.5 cl Gin 22.5 ml Applejack 15 ml Brandy 5 ml Lemon Juice Shake all ingredients with cracked ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| NORTH POLAR 1 part Gin 1 part Cointreau® 1 part Campari Mix and server over ice with a slice of orange Highball Glass Cocktails |
| NORTHERN EXPOSURE 4.5 cl Gin 3 cl Apricot Brandy 3 cl Triple Sec 7.5 ml Lemon Juice Fill a shaker half full with ice cubes. Pour all ingredients into shaker and shake well. Strain drink into a Cocktail glass and serve. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| NORTHING 3 cl Vodka 3 cl Melon liqueur 3 cl Pineapple Juice Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| NOTRE DAME PICK-ME-UP 3 cl Vodka 3 cl Light Rum 3 cl Triple Sec 6 cl Orange Juice 5 ml Powdered Sugar Put all items in glass, (you can use any size 8 oz. glass) put all items in glass and mix well with spoon. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| NUCLEAR RAINBOW 15 ml Grenadine 15 ml Rumplemintz® 15 ml Jägermeister® 15 ml Midori® 15 ml Crown Royal® Bourbon 15 ml Bacardi 151® 15 ml Amaretto In order layered over spoon. Champagne Flute Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| NUCLEAR SUNRISE 3 cl Jose Cuervo® Tequila 3 cl Beer 3 cl Orange Juice 3 cl Grenadine In a tall beer glass (20 oz.) mix the OJ, beer, and tequilla (in that order). NO ICE, but make sure the beer and OJ is cold. then add in the grenadine. When the sunrise effect takes place due to the layers you now chug the whole glass. You can actually taste the different liquors go by and by the time the bottom hits, the grenadine makes it all go down nice. Beer Mug Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| NUCLEAR WASTE (2) 3 cl Vodka 3 cl Midori® 3 cl Triple Sec 5 ml Rose's® Lime Juice mix in a shot glass. Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| NUDE ELL COCKTAIL 15 ml Gin 15 ml Cognac 15 ml Dubonnet 15 ml Chartreuse Shake with cracked ice, strain into chilledcocktail glass. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| NUDGE Kahlua® Creme de Cacao Vodka Coffee Put alcohol in mug first, fill with coffee. This allows sufficient mixing of ingredients. Irish Coffee Cup Hot Drinks |
| NUKED HOT CHOCOLATE 7.5 ml Cocoa 5 ml Sugar 5 ml Vanilla Extract 36 cl Milk Mix with a bit of milk (1 oz or so) in coffee mug. Nuke mug for about 30-50 seconds. Stir until the heated cocoa dissolves. Fill mug with milk. Nuke for 1-2 minutes, depending on wattage and preferences as to burnt mouth parts. Irish Coffee Cup Hot Drinks |
| NULL & VOID PUNCH 750 ml Vodka 500 ml DeKuyper Wilderberry Schnapps® 500 ml Peach Schnapps 370 ml Southern Comfort® 2 l. Hawaiian Punch® Mix with ice in a Tupperware dish pan. Serve in 16 oz glasses (with caution). Tastes great, but can lead to wastedness if comsumed too quickly, hence the name NULL & VOID punch. Punch Bowl Punches & Party Drinks |
| NUM-ZI SPECIAL 3 parts Coffee 1 Ice Cream 1 part Koskenkorva Vodka Stir Koskenkorva and coffee in a normal glass. Place small piece of Ice Cream gently into the glass and serve immediatly. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| NUTCRACKER 6 cl Vodka 6 cl Kahlua® 6 cl Irish Cream 6 cl Amaretto shake, strain into highball glass Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| NUTHUGGER 3 cl Bacardi 151® 3 cl Vodka 9 cl Lime Juice fill Beer Pour in hard liquors first and lime juice follows. Top with beer until full. Do not stir. Enjoy!! Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| NUTS AND BERRIES #1 3 cl Chambord 3 cl Frangelico 9 cl Milk In a ice filled mixing cup add all ingredients and shake well, pour into cocktail glass, garnish with berries in season Cocktail Glass Mixed Drinks |
| NUTS AND BERRIES #2 4.5 cl Chambord 4.5 cl Frangelico 4.5 cl Half 'n Half Add ingredients to a tumbler with ice. Shake well. Pour into snifter, ice included. Brandy Snifter Mixed Drinks |
| NUTTALL Orange Juice Peach Schnapps Rum Triple Sec First pour the Rum in to a Highball Glass. Next pour the Peach Schnapps. Then put the Triple Sec in next. Pour in the Orange Juice. Stir. Will not even taste the alcohol. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| NUTTY BANANA Banana Liqueur hazelnut liqueur coconut flavor Rum Spiced Rum Milk Ice Shake and strain over ice. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| NUTTY BITCH 3 cl Coffee Liqueur 5 ml Coca Cola® 15 cl Cream 15 ml Irish Cream 3 cl Vodka 15 ml Rumplemintz® Use a pint glass shake and then float Frangelico on top and garnish with a cherry. Note: Give your girlfriend a couple of these and trust me, she Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| NUTTY COLODA 9 cl Amaretto 4.5 cl Coconut Milk 3 Pineapple Chunks Blend with ice until smooth. (2 C.) Collins Glass Blended & Frozen Drinks |
| NUTTY GINGER Amaretto Frangelico Put the amaretto and frangelico in the glass. Fill with ginger ale. Add a few ice cubes. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| NUTTY IRISH COFFEE Black Coffee Bailey's Irish Cream® Frangelico Chocolate Syrup Fill mug 2/3 full with coffee. Add liquers, chocolate syrup, and stir. Top it off with a mound of whipped cream, sprinkle it with cinnamon or nutmeg if desired. Irish Coffee Cup Hot Drinks |
| NUTTY IRISHMAN (W/O MILK) 3 parts Frangelico 2 parts Bailey's Irish Cream® Pour the Frangelico first over a glass with ice. Then, pour the Bailey's over the top, but do not stir the drink. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| NUTTY STINGER 4.5 cl Amaretto 3 cl white creme de menthe Fill mixing glass with ice. Add ingredients, shake, and strain into chilled glass. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| NUTZ 'N BERRIES Lemon Vodka Frangelico Cranberry juice Mix like most shots: Chill in a mixing tin and strain in a shot glass. Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| NYQUIL 9 cl Triple Sec 4.5 cl Sambuca 4.5 cl Grenadine stir in lowball glass, then add ice Old Fashioned Glass Mixed Drinks |