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Komt een dom blondje in een electrozaak. Daar ziet ze een prachtige televisie staan en ze zegt de verkoper: "voor mij dit televisietoestel a.u.b." Waarop de verkoper antwoordt: "ik verkoop niet aan domme blondjes!" Het dom blondje besluit hierop naar de kapper te gaan en laat haar haar zwart verven.
Terug in de electrozaak vraagt ze opnieuw naar de televisie. De verkoper zegt echter opnieuw: "ik verkoop niet aan domme blondjes!" Het dom blondje gaat terug naar de kapper en laat zich volledig kaal scheren. In de electrozaak zegt ze: "ik zou graag dit televisietoestel kopen." De verkoper weeral: "ik verkoop niet aan domme blondjes!" "Maar?" vraagt het domme blondje, "hoe weet jij eigenlijk dat ik een dom blondje ben?" Waarop de verkoper: "dat is geen televisie, dat is een magnetron..."

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| O.J. COMFORT 4.5 cl Southern Comfort® Orange Juice Pour Southern Comfort into tall glass over ice. Fill with orange juice. Stir. Add wedge of orange., Straight off of a bottle of Southern Comfort. Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| OATMEAL COOKIE 22.5 ml Cinnamon Schnapps 11 ml Bailey's Irish Cream® 5 ml Kahlua® 5 ml Frangelico 5 ml Cream Mix and pour into shot glass., Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| OATMEAL COOKIE (3) 3 cl Butterscotch Schnapps 3 cl Irish Cream 15 ml Cinnamon Schnapps Place ingredients into shaker with ice. Shake to mix. Strain into cordial glass. Cordial Glass Mixed Drinks\ |
| OATMEAL RAISIN COOKIE 9 ml Jägermeister® 9 ml Goldschlager® 9 ml Bacardi 151® 9 ml Kahlua® 9 ml Bailey's Irish Cream® Equal parts. All ingredients are measured equally in no particular order. Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| OCEAN DRIVE 3.5 cl Malibu Coconut Rum 22.5 ml Curacao 1 Orange Juice 1 Pineapple Juice 1 Cranberry juice Pour liquour first over ice. Add juices cranberry last down side of glass. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| ODESSA PEACH 4.5 cl Peach Brandy 3 cl Vodka 15 ml Triple Sec 6 ml Chartreuse pour ingredients over shaved ice in a shaker, swirl to chill, serve "up" in a chilled martini glass garnished with assorted fruit. has been described as a drink like a woman's breast -- one Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| OGRE DRINK Vanilla Ice Cream Malibu Coconut Rum Coca Cola® Put all ingred. in a bleander and blend untill smooth. Pour into a beer mug and enjoy Beer Mug Blended & Frozen Drinks |
| OLD FASHIONED 5 ml Angostura Bitters 1 Maraschino Cherry Ice 1 Lemon Twist 1 Orange Slice 6 cl Rye 5 ml Sugar 5 ml Water Pour bitters and water into an old fashioned glass. Add sugar and muddle well with a bar spoon or teaspoon. Add whiskey and stir. Add ice cubes. Twist a lemon peel over the drink and drop into glass. Garnish with an orange slice and cherry. Old Fashioned Glass Mixed Drinks |
| OLD GROANER 6 cl Canadian Whisky 15 ml Amaretto shake with ice, pour into an old fashioned glass. Old Fashioned Glass Mixed Drinks |
| OLD PALE 3 cl Peppermint Schnapps 5 ml Strawberry Schnapps 4.5 cl Vodka Put several ice cubes in mixing glass. Add all ingredients, stir, and pour into chilled glass. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| OLD-FASHIONED 6 cl Whiskey 1 cube Sugar 5 ml Bitters 1 slice Lemon 1 Cherry 1 slice Orange Combine the sugar cube, bitters, and 1 tsp. water in an old-fashioned glass. Muddle well, add blended whiskey, and stir. Add a twist of lemon peel and ice cubes. Add slices of orange and lemon and top with the cherry. Serve with a swizzle stick. Old Fashioned Glass Mixed Drinks |
| OLD-TIME STRAWBERRY SHAKE 5 ml Honey 24 cl Milk 12 cl Strawberries Fill blender with several ice cubes and add all ingredients. Blend until smooth and pour into a glass. Pitcher Blended & Frozen Drinks |
| OLSEN DRIVER 5 cl Apple Juice 3 cl Lime Juice 8 cl Champagne 1 Lemon Slice Mix with ice. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| OLYMPIC COCKTAIL 22.5 ml Brandy 22.5 ml Triple Sec 22.5 ml Orange Juice Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| OLYMPIC COCKTAIL (2) 22.5 ml Brandy 22.5 ml Triple Sec 22.5 ml Orange Juice shake, strain into cocktail glass Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| ON THE EDGE 3 cl Amaretto 3 parts Coca Cola® Combine in wide glass. Enjoy! Highball Glass |
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15 ml gin Mix all but cola in a Collins glass over ice. Fill with cola. Top |
| OOM PAUL 5 ml Angostura Bitters 3 cl Dubonnet 3 cl Apple Brandy Fill mixing glass with ice. Add all ingredients, shake, and strain into glass filled with ice. Cocktail Glass |
| OPAL COCKTAIL 3 cl Gin 15 ml Triple Sec 15 ml Orange Juice 5 ml Powdered Sugar Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| OPEN GRAVE 1 part Jägermeister® 1 part Rumplemintz® 1 part Irish Cream Mix all three ingredients together over ice, pour into shot glass and serve as a shot. Shot Glass Halloween Theme Shots |
| OPENING NITE 4.5 cl American Blended Whiskey 15 ml Dry Vermouth 15 ml Strawberry Liqueur 3 Ice Combine all ingredients in mixing glass and stirwell. Strain into glass. Collins Glass |
| OPERA COCKTAIL 15 ml Dubonnet 4.5 cl Gin 15 ml Maraschino Cherry Stir all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve. Cocktail Glass |
| ORANG A TANG 3 cl Vodka 15 ml Triple Sec 5 ml Grenadine 18 cl Orange Juice 5 ml Sour Mix 3 cl 151 Proof Rum lightly blend all ingredients except rum, strain into large snifter 1/2 filled with ice cubes, float rum on top, garnish with tropical fruits Brandy Snifter |
| ORANGATANG 1 Orange Juice 1 Cranberry juice Place all ingredients in the blender jar - cover and whiz on medium speed until well blended. Pour in one tall, 2 medium or 3 small glasses and drink up. Pitcher |
| ORANGE BITTERS Orange Peel Cardamon Anise Seeds Coriander Grain Alcohol Boiling Water Caramel coloring Chop the orange peel finely and mix it with the herbs and alcohol. Let it stand for 15-20 days in a sealed jar, agitating it every day. Pour off spirits through a cloth, and seal again. Put the strained off seeds and peel in a saucepan, crush it, cover with boiling water and simmer for 5 minutes. Pour into another jar, cover and let stand for 2 days. Strain this off and add it to the spirits. Add caramel coloring, filter again and let it rest until it settles perfectly clear. Unknown Glass Type Liqueurs & Extracts |
| ORANGE BUCK 4.5 cl Gin 3 cl Orange Juice 15 ml Lime Juice Ginger Ale Shake gin, orange juice, and lime juice with ice and strain into a highball glass over ice cubes. Fill with ginger ale, stir, and serve. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| ORANGE CLIMAX 3 cl Peach Schnapps 6 cl Pineapple Juice 3 cl Orange Juice 15 ml Jack Daniel's® Mix one after the other then shake and top with whip cream Highball Glass Cocktails |
| ORANGE COCKTAIL 20.5 ml Lemon Juice 6 cl Orange Juice Stir lemon juice and orange juice in a mixing glass, strain into a large cocktail glass. Cocktail Glass Non-Alcoholic Drinks |
| ORANGE COMFORT 7.5 ml Lemon Juice 15 ml Orange Juice 7.5 ml Sambuca 4.5 cl Southern Comfort® Fill mixing glass with ice. Add all ingredients, shake, and strain into chilled glass. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| ORANGE CREAM 18 cl Orange Juice 7.5 ml Grenadine 12 cl Vanilla Ice Cream 6 cl Crushed Ice Pour all ingredients into a Blender. Blend well at High speed. Pour drink into a Collins glass and garnish with a Pineapple Slice and a Maraschino Cherry. Collins Glass Blended & Frozen Drinks |
| ORANGE CRUSH 3 parts Triple Sec 1 part Cranberry juice Serve in lowball glass. Old Fashioned Glass Mixed Drinks |
| ORANGE DEMON Orange Juice Everclear Cointreau Pour the OJ first, then mix in the Everclear and the Cointreau. Cocktail Glass Mixed Drinks |
| ORANGE FLAMINGO Orange Soda Whipped Cream Grenadine First fill glass 4/5 of the way up with orange soda. Then add your grenadine. Finally add the whipped cream to the top. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| ORANGE GIMLET 5 ml Orange Bitters 4.5 cl Gin 3 cl Lillet Fill mixing glass with ice. Add all ingredients, shake, and strain into chilled glass. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| ORANGE JULIUS #2 24 cl Ice 24 cl Milk 24 cl Orange Juice 6 cl Sugar 5 ml Vanilla Bean Combine in a blender all the ingredients. Blend until frothy. You might have to pre-chop the ice, if your blender has trouble with ice cubes Pitcher Blended & Frozen Drinks |
| ORANGE LIQUEUR 72 cl Brandy 24 cl Honey 3 Orange Cut orange rind into 2x1/4-inch strips. Reserve orange pulp for other uses. Combine brandy and orange rind in a jar. Cover tightly, and let stand at room temperature 3 weeks. Remove orange rind; stir in honey. Let stand 3 days. Strain off clear portion. Unknown Glass Type Liqueurs & Extracts |
| ORANGE MONK 3 cl Frangelica 7.5 ml Grand Marnier® In Pony glass pour in Frangelica then Grand Marnier on Top. Serve at room temperature. Shot Glass Mixed Drinks |
| ORANGE OASIS 15 ml Cherry Brandy 4.5 cl Gin 12 cl Orange Juice Ginger Ale Shake brandy, gin, and orange juice with ice and strain into a highball glass over ice cubes. Fill with ginger ale, stir, and serve. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| ORANGE VELVET 20.5 ml Cream 20.5 ml Pineapple Juice 5 cl Orange Juice Shake cream, pineapple juice and orange juice with some ice. Strain into a large cocktail glass. Cocktail Glass Non-Alcoholic Drinks |
| ORGASM 15 ml White Creme de Cacao 15 ml Amaretto 15 ml Triple Sec 15 ml Vodka 3 cl Light Cream Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a chilled cocktail glass, and serve. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| ORGASM (10) 1 part Bailey's Irish Cream® 1 part Kahlua® 1 part Vodka 5 ml Club Soda shake with ice, pour into a highball glass. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| ORGASM (4) 6 cl Amaretto 6 cl Kahlua® 6 cl Milk Serve in lowball glass. Old Fashioned Glass Mixed Drinks |
| ORGASM (6) 1 part Jose Cuervo® Tequila 1 part Irish Cream No stir. Drink. Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| ORGASM A LA DENMARK 4 cl Bailey's Irish Cream® 20.5 ml Vodka Stir it together until it just looks like Bailey's. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| ORGASM SCREAMING 15 ml Kahlua® 15 ml Amaretto 15 ml Irish Cream 15 ml Vodka Shake with ice, serve straight up in a lowball glass or, Layer in a Cordial glass Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| ORGASM#5 2 parts Green Creme de Menthe 1 Ice 1 part Irish Cream Put the Creme de Menthe and the Irish cream in a shooter. Put it all in a glass with ice cubes.Good digestive. Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| ORGASM, SCREAMING 22.5 ml Vodka 22.5 ml Kahlua® 22.5 ml Bailey's Irish Cream® 22.5 ml Amaretto Serve over ice, or mix in shotglasses for shooters, or this may be mixed in a blender with ice for for frigid screaming orgasm. Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| ORGEAT LEMONADE 3 cl Lemon Juice 5 cl Orgeat Syrup Soda Water Mix lemon juice and orgeat syrup in a tumbler with 2-3 small ice cubes. Fill up with soda water and stir. Collins Glass Non-Alcoholic Drinks |
| ORIGINAL PINK JINX Gin Grenadine Lemon Juice Shake well with ice. Strain into a cocktail glass. Enjoy!(Correction for the Pink Jinx, which was posted incorrectly) Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| ORIGINAL SIN 6 Crushed Ice 22.5 ml Triple Sec 4.5 cl Brandy 4.5 cl Cherry Herring 5 ml Sour Mix 5 ml Grenadine Fresh Fruit 18 cl Champagne Add crushed ice to snifter or gobblet. Add Triple Sec, Brandy, Cherry Heering, Grenadine and Sour Mix. Stir contents. Add sliced fruit. Top off glass with Champagne. Brandy Snifter Cocktails |
| ORTENSIA 20.5 ml Vermouth 20.5 ml Aperol 3 cl Scotch Shake all ingredients with ice. Strain into cocktail glass. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| OT 79 SHOOTER Coca Cola® Light Rum Pour both into glass, mix, and let it fly. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| OUEUREUM 3 cl Gin 3 cl Apricot Brandy 5 ml Orange Juice 5 ml Orange Bitters Fill a shaker half full with ice cubes. Pour all ingredients into shaker and shake well. Strain drink into a Cocktail glass, garnish with a Maraschino Cherry and an Orange Peel, and serve. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| OUR HOME 1 Egg 5 ml Lemon Juice 3 cl Vermouth 3 cl Brandy 3 cl Gin Shake all ingredients with cracked ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. One egg makes two drinks. |
| OUT OF AFRICA Vodka Safari Orange Pineapple Juice Grapefruit Grenadine Blend with crushed ice. Garnish with a slice of pineapple and acocktail cherry. |
| OUT OF THE BLUE 22 ml vodka 7 ml blueberry schnapps 7 ml blue Curacao 7 ml sour mix 7 ml club soda Shake well with ice. Pour into an old fashioned glass. Top with club soda. |
| OUTRIGGER 3 cl Peach Brandy 3 cl Vodka 3 cl Pineapple Juice Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into an old-fashioned glass over ice cubes, and serve. Old Fashioned Glass |
| OXBEND 5 ml Grenadine 18 cl Orange Juice 3 cl Southern Comfort® 15 ml Jose Cuervo® Tequila Fill glass with ice, add all ingredients, and stir. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| ÖXNÄS TEMPTATION 6 cl Vodka 20.5 ml Banana Liqueur Sprite 5 ml Frozen Orange Juice Concentrate Grenadine Start by adding the vodka and the banan liqueur. Fill the glass with sprite or similar soft drink. Pour some conc. orange juice. Stir. Add some grenadine for that nice Tequila Sunrise effect, or don't if you think it will be to sweet. Add a slice of orange for decoration. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |