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Jantje komt helemaal vies thuis van zijn tennisles. Zijn moeder moppert: "Je ziet eruit als een vieze big! Je weet toch wel wat een big is?".
"Ja," zegt Jantje, "de zoon van een varken!"

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- Vaina - Vanilia Chocolate Martini |
- Vargtass - Vodka Killer |
| VALENTINE Banana Liqueur Vodka Cranberry juice Shake banana liqueur, vodka, and cranberry juice with ice and strain into a red wine glass. Red Wine Glass Mixed Drinks |
| VAN VLEET 9 cl Light Rum 3 cl Maple Simple Syrup 3 cl Lemon Juice Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into an old-fashioned glass over ice cubes, and serve. Old Fashioned Glass Mixed Drinks |
| VANILLA-COFFEE LIQUEUR 36 cl Brown Sugar 24 cl Sugar 48 cl Water 12 cl Instant Coffee 72 cl Vodka 0.5 Vanilla Bean Combine sugars and water. Boil for 5 minutes. Gradually stir in coffee. Cool. Add vodka and vanilla and mix thoroughly. Cover and let ripen for 1 month. Remove vanilla bean. Unknown Glass Type Liqueurs & Extracts |
| VECTORIA Cinnamon Schnapps Eggs Peppermint Schnapps Vanilla Extract mix and drink. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| VELOCIRAPTOR 4.5 cl Vodka 5 ml Chicken Broth 3 dashes. Tabasco® Sauce Put Ingredients In Shaker And Shake Pour Over Ice And Serv Garnish With A Carrort Stick Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| VELVET HAMMER 15 ml White Creme de Cacao 15 ml Triple Sec 6 cl Heavy Cream Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a chilled cocktail glass, and serve. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| VELVET HAMMER #3 Coffee Liqueur white creme de cacao Vanilla Ice Cream Put all ingredients in blender. When all blended... Slainte!! Pitcher Blended & Frozen Drinks |
| VELVET KISS 3 cl Gordon's Gin® 15 ml Creme de Banana 15 ml Pineapple Juice 3 cl Heavy Cream 5 ml Grenadine 4 Ice Combine all ingredients in shaker and strain into glass. Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| VENUSIAN FLAME WATER 20 ml Grenadine fill with Wine Serve in glass. White Wine Glass Mixed Drinks |
| VERMOUTH CASSIS 4.5 cl Dry Vermouth 22.5 ml Creme de Cassis Carbonated Water Stir vermouth and creme de cassis in a highball glass with ice cubes. Fill with carbonated water, stir again, and serve. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| VERMOUTH CASSIS #2 9 cl Dry Vermouth 3 cl Creme de Cassis 3 Ice Pour the vermouth and crème de cassis into an old-fashioned glass. Add ice cubes and fill with club soda. Cocktail Glass Mixed Drinks |
| VERMOUTH FRAPPE 5 ml Angostura Bitters 4.5 cl Sweet Vermouth Add ingredients to a mixing glass filled with shaved ice. Stir and strain into chilled glass. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| VERMOUTH SPARKLE 6 cl Dry Vermouth 5 ml Sweet Vermouth 15 cl Ginger Ale 5 ml Grenadine Fill a Shaker half full with ice cubes. Pour all ingredients except soda into Shaker and shake well. Fill a Collins glass almost full with ice cubes and strain drink into glass. Add the Club Soda and stir well. Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| VESUVIES 22.5 ml Brown Creme de Cacao 7.5 ml Green Chartreuse Float the chartruese on the creme de cacao and ignite. ************* BE VERY CAREFUL ****** Cocktail Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| VICIOUS SID 4.5 cl Light Rum 15 ml Southern Comfort® 15 ml Triple Sec 3 cl Lemon Juice 5 ml Bitters In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine all of the ingredients. Shake well. Strain into an old-fashioned glass almost filled with ice cubes. Old Fashioned Glass Mixed Drinks |
| VICTOR 4.5 cl Gin 15 ml Sweet Vermouth 15 ml Brandy Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| VICTORY 15 cl Club Soda 22.5 ml Grenadine 4.5 cl Pernod Add Pernod and grenadine to a mixing glass filled with ice. Shake and strain into glass filled with ice. Fill with club soda. Old Fashioned Glass Mixed Drinks |
| VILE GREEN STUFF 1 part Melon liqueur 1 part Peach Schnapps 2 part Carbonated Water 2 part Orange Juice Serve in glass. Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| VILLA PARK Bourbon Pineapple Juice Orange Juice Mix bourbon, orange juice and pineapple juice in mixer. Shake well. Pour into highball glass with ice. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| VINCENT VEGA 0.25 Absolut Citron® 0.75 Apple Juice Add ice cubes to a glass. Mix the ingredients. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| VINCOW SOMBA 1 part Vodka 1 part Pineapple Juice 1 part Triple Sec Serve in glass. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| VIOLENT LADY Gin Bacardi Light Rum® Dry Vermouth Vodka Stir with ice. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| VIRGIN BANANA COLADA 1 Banana 18 cl Pineapple Juice 4.5 cl Coconut Cream 24 cl Crushed Ice Pour all ingredients into a Blender. Blend well at High speed. Pour drink into a Collins glass and garnish with a Pineapple slice and a Maraschino Cherry. Collins Glass Blended & Frozen Drinks |
| VIRGIN ISLANDS RUM PUNCH 6 cl Rum 5 ml Bitters 5 ml Sugar 15 ml Grenadine 4.5 cl Orange Juice 1.5 Grapefruit Juice shake with ice, strain into a highball glass. garnish with cherry and orange slice Highball Glass Specialty Drinks |
| VIRGIN LIME RICKEY 15 cl Club Soda 5 ml Grenadine 3 cl Lime Juice Pour lime juice into a glass filled with ice. Fill with club soda and stir. Add grenadine and stir again. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| VIRGIN MARY 21 cl Tomato Juice 15 ml Lemon Juice 5 ml Salt 5 ml Black Pepper 5 ml Celery Seed Fill a shaker half full with ice cubes. Combine Vodka, Tomato Juice, Lemon Juice, Salt, Pepper, Celery Seed, Worcestershire, and Tabasco. Shake well and strain into a Highball glass mostly filled with ice cubes. Garnish with celery stick and lime wedg Highball Glass Non-Alcoholic Drinks |
| VIRGIN PUSSY 3 cl Watermelon Schnapps 3 cl Cinnamon Schnapps 1 Sugar Just pour in both of the schnapps and add the pinch of sugar. Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| VIRGIN SEA BREEZE 9 cl Cranberry juice 9 cl Grapefruit Juice Pour juices into a glass filled with ice. Stir. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| VIRGINIA PEP BAND ON ICE 12 cl Bourbon 3 cl Peach Schnapps 3 cl Amaretto 48 cl Coca Cola® Make a Bourbon and Coke to taste (above being my personal preference) Next add just under a shot of Peach Schnapps. Then add Amaretto to mellow out the entire thing, just under a shot as well,- Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| VIRULENT DEATH 1 part Blue Curacao 1 part Yukon Jack® 1 part Galliano® Combine in shot glass and stir. Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| VISCOUS ROBERT 3 cl Angostura Bitters 5 ml Southern Comfort® Lemon Twist Pour Bitters over rocks, and swirl in a dash of Southern Comfort. Garnish with lemon peel and and an umbrella (or the most frou-frou accoutrement you have on hand) Old Fashioned Glass Cocktails |
| VLADIMIR 10 ml Raspberry Syrup 10 ml Grenadine 10 ml Cassis 3 cl Vodka stir thoroughly Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| VLAKNAMOURA 1 part Vodka 1 part Gin 1 part Peppermint Extract 1 part Blue Curacao 1 part Mei Kwei Lu Chiew Mix and pour into a glass., Strong and weird but very good. Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| Vodka "7" 6 cl Vodka juice of 1/2 Lime Lemon Lime soda 1 wedge Lime Pour vodka and juice of lime into a collins glass over several ice cubes. Drop the lime wedge in glass and fill with lemon-lime soda. Stir well and serve. Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| VODKA AND APPLE JUICE 6 cl Vodka Apple Juice Pour vodka into a highball glass over two or three ice cubes. Fill with apple juice, stir, and serve. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| VODKA AND LEMONADE 6 cl Vodka 12 cl Lemonade Fill a shaker half full with ice cubes. Pour all ingredients into shaker and shake well. Fill a Tumbler almost full of ice cubes, and strain drink into Tumbler. Garnish with a Maraschino Cherry and serve. Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| VODKA BITTER LEMON Vodka Schweppes® lemon Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| VODKA COLLINS 6 cl Vodka juice of 1/2 Lemon 5 ml Powdered Sugar Carbonated Water (soda) 1 Cherry 1 slice Orange Shake vodka, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a collins glass. Add several ice cubes, fill with carbonated water, and stir. Decorate with slices of orange, lemon, and top with the cherry. Serve with a straw. Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| VODKA FIZZ 3 cl Vodka 6 cl Pineapple Juice 15 ml Lemon Juice 15 ml Sugar 7.5 ml Club Soda Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |
| VODKA FLINCH 4.5 cl Vodka 15 ml Triple Sec 2 tbsp Grenadine 2 tbsp Orange Juice 1 tbsp Lemon Juice Fill a shaker half full with ice cubes. Pour all ingredients into shaker and shake well. Strain drink into a Cocktail Glass and serve. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| VODKA GRASSHOPPER 22.5 ml Green Creme de Menthe 22.5 ml White Creme de Cacao 22.5 ml Vodka Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| VODKA ORANGE 1 part Absolut Vodka® 2 parts Orange Juice serve with ice. fresh pressed juice tastes best. Cocktail Glass |
| VODKA PARALYZER 15 ml vodka 15 ml Kahlua cola milk Fill a highball glass 3/4 of the way with cola. Add the alcohol, and top with milk. Stir and serve. |
| VODKA SMOOTH 4.5 cl Vodka 15 ml Triple Sec 9 cl Orange Juice 5 ml Grenadine Fill a shaker half full with ice cubes. Pour all ingredients into shaker and shake well. Fill a Tumbler almost full of ice cubes, and strain drink into Tumbler. Collins Glass |
| VODKA SOURBALL 4.5 cl Lemon Vodka 15 ml Triple Sec 15 ml Pineapple Juice Fill a shaker half full with ice cubes. Pour all ingredients into shaker and shake well. Strain drink into Sour glass. Garnish with a Pineapple Slice and a Maraschino Cherry. Whisky Sour Glass Mixed Drinks |
| VODKA SUNSET 4.5 cl Vodka 9 cl Grapefruit Juice 5 ml Grenadine Lime Peel Pour 1.5 ounce of vodka over ice, in tumbler, add 4 parts grapefruit juice, Stir. Dash 1 to 2 tablespoons of grenedine over top (to suit, and sweetness), then garnish with lime. Try raspberry schnapps instead of grenedine for a different kick. The grenedine should be allowed to trickle down over the drink, hence the name "sunset" Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| VODKA YUMMY Apple Juice Cinnamon Schnapps Ice Vodka add all ingredients into a blender, mix, and pour into a tall glass. Collins Glass Blended & Frozen Drinks |
| VOLGA BOATMAN 0.5 Orange 9 cl Vodka 5 ml Kirschwasser 4 Ice Combine the orange juice, vodka and kirsch in a mixing glass and add the ice cubes. Place a shaker on top of the glass and, grasping them firmly together with both hands, shake vigorously. Remove the shaker and strain into a cocktail glass. Cocktail Glass Cocktails |
| VOLVO 10 ml Cointreau® 10 ml Grand Marnier® 10 ml Vodka 10 ml Cognac 10 ml Apricot Brandy Mix in the order mentioned. You can use what ever kind of cognac, and vodka you prefer. Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| VOODOO SHOT 22.5 ml Peppermint Schnapps 22.5 ml Vodka Shot Glass Halloween Theme Shots |
| VULCAN BLOOD Blue Curacao Orange Juice Vodka mix blue curaco and vodka. Top off with orange juice. Mix well and serve over ice. Preferable 8 oz. glass for drink. Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| VULCAN DEATH PROBE 0.5 Ouzo 0.5 Everclear® Warning: not for everybody, hey, Spock, get your hands off the glass. by Laura Moore Shot Glass Shots, Shooters & Slammers |
| VULCAN MIND PROBE (3) 4.5 cl Kahlua® 4.5 cl Vodka 5 ml Irish Cream a couple of drops of Bailey's to give it that brain effect Highball Glass Mixed Drinks |
| VULGAR VIRGIN 6 cl Bacardi Limon Rum® 18 cl Pink Lemonade Shake ingredients VIGOROUSLY with ice (don't let go of the shaker). Strain into chilled collins glass. Garnish with a round lemon wheel. Tastes like lemonade and you can see by the name what it can do to you. by Tim "VisiGoth" Taylor Collins Glass Mixed Drinks |